(Part 1: Farting)

My farts, are really smelly
I am ripping all alone
Back a-way slowly, if you, value your life
Put a lighter by my bum
Then I'll let one rip
Watch the, sparks fly away

I farted, so loud
That I caused a huge mushroom cloud
Smells real bad, of eggs
That if you stand here you'll hold your breath
You get so, annoyed
The noise and smell puts you off your food
Do it in, the night
Or when I'm home, at school or at play
What is wrong, with me
Even I am finding it boring
Cos I fart, too much
And all my guffs they smell of fry ups
I eat too, much beans, The whole city spouts poisonous fumes
My body's messed up
Nobodys the same
That wicked witch of the east is to blame

I farted, again

Blew the sea right outta the bay
Worse than an, A-Bomb, all my farting got me fired

(Part 2: Picking my nose)

I'm Picking my nose
I'm Picking my nose
Does nobody care, If I pick my nose (x2)

I am picking my nose out right now
In the facilities, picking my nose
I am getting rid of my boogies
In a cubicle
and I'm nose picking

I find that it is better than sneezing
Emptying the contents of your nose with a finger
A big booger on the end of my thumb now
Nose has had enough
Starting to bleed now

Getting that booger out of there
Can't get that green stuff outta there
Getting that booger out of there
At last that big guys out of there

So big and green
And it's so pristine
Got it out my nose just now
Flick away that bogey
Or should I eat it for my tea
Got it out my nose just now
This big sized boog, came from me


(Part 3: Nail Biting)

I got real scared while watching a movie
Started biting my short nails
Soon they were all gone
Such a scary film
Soft fluffy bunnies
But I can't tell anyone
They'll laugh at me
Nail ends on the floor
But I still bite some more
After ten minutes biting, no fingers
(Where'd they go?)
Biting all my nails, I was really scared
(Where'd they go?)
Friends all laugh at me, I'm such a wimp
(Where'd they go?)
Biting all my nails, I was really scared
(Where'd they go?)
Friends all laugh at me, I'm such a wimp
(Where'd they go..go..go..go?)

Jeez..Ha


(Part 4: Sleeping)

I like to sleep all the day
I like to sleep all the night
I like to sleep in my big warm bed
Or anywhere that's nice
I'll go to sleep in the house
I'll go to sleep in the car
I'll even sleep in the bath
And I'll sleep in my dogs bed
I've been to sleep through a storm
I sleep through my high school class
I've slept through a hurricane
And through the apocalypse
So now let me sleep
Now let me sleep
Now let me sleep


(Part 5: Snoring)

I do not notice while I sleep
To you it's more annoying than my cold feet
You are saying that it gets you down
And that you can't sleep
And every night it seems to keep you up
Why the hell do you keep listening now
Just cover you ears and just ignore me
And go back to sleep
OK so I'm snoring
Really loud
Out of control again
Stop pushing me to see the doc to correct my noise
Just stuff a rag right up my nose
To stop my nasal sounds
I'm the one who is

Wow
I'm snoring really loud
Wow
I'm snoring really loud

It's started waking me up
At 3AM that's too early
9.2on the Richter
Compared to my wife
That ain't that loud

Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud
Wow
She's snoring really loud

Snoring and farting
Nosepicking, sleeping
They are really all bad habits yeah