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Song Parodies -> "Holloway"

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Green Day

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God bless Natalee Holloway and her friends, families, and supporters! This song really is NOT a joke.
Hear the sounds of anguish and pain
Coming down like a tropical hurricane (Hey)
The shame
The poor girl who died in a failed date rape

Hearing the bullshit sickens me
About the suspects on MSNBC
And CNN, like it's news of the day

I cry as the tears fall from her mother's eyes
That was the dawning of the rest of her life
Poor Holloway!

See Vander Puke lying all the time
Another excuse he gives, another lead that's blind
To see the media hype it all the time

Can I get another F@#$ YOU! (F#$@ YOU)
There's a gag order placed in Aruba
A gag, a plastic bag, where's Natalee???

I cry as the tears fall from her mother's eyes
That was the dawning of the rest of her life
Poor Holloway!

(Say, Hey!)

"The representative from Alabama has the floor"

Zieg Heil to judge that's daddy
Locked away was the punishment
Three months and the bastard's free
Fled like a pussy to the Netherlands
As 'A Current Affair' leaks the story out
Shame, shame are the Kalpoe brothers
Won't tell her mother anything
They all are liars, Rotten liars
That's not the way justice is meant to be
Just cause, just cause, because they're outlaws yeah!

I watch the tears fall from her mother's eyes
That was the vacation of the time of her life
I see the reports by Greta and Nancy Grace
This mess in Aruba is one big disgrace
Boycott Aruba YEAH!

That was the story of Holloway

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totallyevil - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
that was touchng... but it would have been more touching if i knew what it was about...
Snsanty - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
It's about the Natalee Holloway case. She was an Alabama teenager who disappeared in Aruba on a school vacation. The prime suspect, Joren Van der Sloot, was held in jail for 3 months & released on Sept. 4. He keeps changing his story of what happened the night she disappeared. The police (both Aruban, Dutch, and American FBI and search teams) have all been searching for the 18 yr old, but to no avail. Her mother constantly appears on all the American news channels begging for any leads. She also confronted one of the Kalpoe bros. (the other 2 suspects), but got nowhere. Hope this briefing of the case helps. Thank you for your concern.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to give you a 545 for your righteousness, putting this on AmIRight, especially since I haven't heard a Holloway report on the news in weeks now... "That's not the way justice is meant to be." No, it isn't, but few people seem to care until it happens to THEM. Good job.

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