-> "Holloway"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday"
Parody Song Title:
"Holloway"
The Lyrics
Hear the sounds of anguish and pain
Coming down like a tropical hurricane (Hey)
The shame
The poor girl who died in a failed date rape
Hearing the bullshit sickens me
About the suspects on MSNBC
And CNN, like it's news of the day
I cry as the tears fall from her mother's eyes
That was the dawning of the rest of her life
Poor Holloway!
See Vander Puke lying all the time
Another excuse he gives, another lead that's blind
To see the media hype it all the time
Can I get another F@#$ YOU! (F#$@ YOU)
There's a gag order placed in Aruba
A gag, a plastic bag, where's Natalee???
I cry as the tears fall from her mother's eyes
That was the dawning of the rest of her life
Poor Holloway!
(Hey!)
(Say, Hey!)
"The representative from Alabama has the floor"
Zieg Heil to judge that's daddy
Locked away was the punishment
Three months and the bastard's free
Fled like a pussy to the Netherlands
As 'A Current Affair' leaks the story out
Shame, shame are the Kalpoe brothers
Won't tell her mother anything
They all are liars, Rotten liars
That's not the way justice is meant to be
Just cause, just cause, because they're outlaws yeah!
I watch the tears fall from her mother's eyes
That was the vacation of the time of her life
I see the reports by Greta and Nancy Grace
This mess in Aruba is one big disgrace
Boycott Aruba YEAH!
That was the story of Holloway
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