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Song Parodies -> "Canadian Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Canadian Idiot"

Parody Written by:

Spam Man Sam

The Lyrics

After being disgusted by seeing a bunch of teenyboppers here in Canada singing this song, I decided to write a parody.
Don't wanna be an Canadian idiot.
Don't want to listen to our left-wing media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
I'd rather live in motherfucking America.

Welcome to one distraught country.
That tries to be a nation.
Its society is a product of liberal creation.
Its a land of allaccepting devistation.


I hate seeing all these faggots living in Canada.
I'm not a part of a liberal agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
I really dont subscribe to that mantra.

Welcome to one distraught country.
That tries to be a nation.
Its society is a product of liberal creation.
Its a land of allaccepting devistation.



Don't wanna be an Canadian idiot.
Don't want to listen to our left-wing media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
I'd rather live in motherfucking America.

I hate all these fucking minorities.
Why can't white people be in majority?

Don't wanna be an Canadian idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
It's going out to idiot Canada.

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 19

Voting Breakdown

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Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Ordinarily, I wouldn't vote on this, because I can't stand Green Day. (That's it, now Arwen's breaking up with me for SURE.) But... Number 1, a "Canadian Idiot" has been done before, and better. Number 2, we have enough Americans complaining about a left-wing media that takes turns being asleep and spineless, and thus for all intents and purposes nonexistent. Number 3, Canada has even less tolerance for prejudiced people like you than America does. Check out the Charter of Rights and Freedoms sometime. (Thank you, Pierre Elliott Trudeau, North America's greatest head of government since FDR.) Number 4, it would've been more accurate to say that Canada is FOUR countries trying to be a nation (Francocentric Quebec, right-wing Alberta, aboriginal Nunavut, and everybody else). And Number 5, if you really want to write a song titled "Canadian Idiot," you gotta at least mention Don Cherry, whose brain still has too many men on the ice.
Arwen - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, Michael...but what part of Sexy Elven Goddess screams 'Green Day Fan?' I don't even know the OS, let alone follow their work in the slightest. So, too bad, you're not rid of me yet.
Rob - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Yikes, that parody was a mess. Congratulations on successfully making right-wing extremists look unorganized and hyper by rushing through the creation of it. Wow.
totallyevil - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i've been to canada since my dad's dad is canadian, , and let me tell you, it's a lot better that stupid america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Americans are idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!! not to metion, they're kinda stupid too, and i'm mostly american, and i'm still not afraid to say that bush makes all americans look idiotic, and you prove that some of them really are... CANADA ROX!!!!!!!! (oh, hi rob...)
Rob - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't even get me started, kid.
Guess who..... - October 15, 2005 - Report this comment
whatever...............
Dylan Baranski - January 13, 2007 - Report this comment
AAAAAAAAGHH! THIS PARODY BITES ASS! First of all, Weird Al already did "Canadian Idiot", and second of all, this song is stupid & offensive. I find it particularly offensive because: 1. I've been to Canada, & it's a cool country, and 2. I'm part Canadian myself. Yeah that's right, you've offended me! YOU SUCK!!!!! GO TO HELL, YOU BIGOTED BUTTMUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan Baranski - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
1-1-1 for this chunk of mold because it stinks, & because it's not as funny as Weird Al's "Canadian Idiot". Not only does it insult Canada, but it also insults ME because I'm part Canadian. And for that, you oughta burn in Taxachusetts, you communist jerk! (Dylan's Note: In my religion, Taxachusetts is not Massachusetts, but is actually a place worse than Hell. If you've been too bad to go to Hell, then you go to Taxachusetts. Some people who've gone to Taxachusetts are: Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Kim Il-Sung (former North Korean leader & father to Kim Jong-Il, the current North Korean leader).
Chris - March 30, 2007 - Report this comment
DO NOT EVER MAKE FUN OF MY COUNTRY AGAIN! OTHER PEOPLE THAT VIEW THIS SITE ARE CANADIAN YOU KNOW!. YOUR SONG AHD BAD PACING WAS NOT FUNNY AND IT WAS OFFENSIVE! I WOULDNT WRITE PARODY ANYMORE IF U CANT WRITE ANY BETTER THAN THAT.
Cody slusher - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey,you can't steal weird al's idea. And you are not freaken' funny.Who about writing white and nerdy next.

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