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Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"My Farts Today"

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The Lyrics

its about a girl that cant stop farting the verses is someone talking to the girl and the chorus is the girl talking because she wants her beans back (the talking part is the guy talking to the farting girl)
Here the sound of the really loud farting
That was caused by the bean burr-i-to
The gas
The kind that comes out of your ass
You know that it smells like crap
Because it came right out of you
So please, cut down on the beans

I want my bean burritos
So go head and give them back
For my farts today

You know that beans make you fart
and it smells really really bad
So no you will not get your beans back
And if you really want your beans
You can go and drive to Taco Bell
And buy the 1/2 pound bean burrito

I want my chips and bean dip
They dont have those at Taco Bell
Just deal with my farts

[*fart noises*]

Die, die all the beans and bean dip
I'm blown away by your MASSIVE FARTS
Pulverise the Taco Bell
That is cause to your FART-A-MENT

Fart, fart, dont do it again now
Kill all the farts that come out silent
Setting fires with my farts
Is what im supposed to be
just cause my farts today

I want to fart really loud now
This is the burrito that will supply farts for the rest of my life
Im gonna eat it all now
God, I sure hope that my frind doenst die

From my farts, my farts today
My Siteum yeah

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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Highly Annoyed - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What a sad song. Billie Joe is probably whacking himself over the head with a guitar! F-!
Monkeybutt - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not very accurate to the pacing, but this is FUNNY!!!!!!!!

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