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Song Parodies -> "Corny Scripts From Old Porn Flicks"

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Green Day

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"Corny Scripts From Old Porn Flicks"

The Lyrics

Whatever happened to the insightful existentialist social-commentary of hardcore pornography?
"I am a pubic crevice analyst, here to probe for a test."
Watch surgeons do resuscitations undressed!
He'll assess her utilities and cultivate her winery.
Girl gets drilled to check refinery.
Chefs douse their sheets with virgin oil and cook a banquet.
'Hummer' filled up with fuel from a pump-n-trigger.

Corny scripts from old porn flicks.
Like "Porky's" without the pureness.
Cold shower.

Gotta hose down babes... to check their pool is clean.
See academics surveying fertility.
Sportsmen, it's grease time! With caramel sauce!
There's a doctor with quite a fun test for "They're cancerous?"
Lubrication? Screw-rotations? Hey, this aint technics class!
So, handcuffs assist induction of sororities?

Corny scripts from old porn flicks.
No glory... 'less you count 'morning'.
When whoring ends in an orgy.
It's sordid. She must have sore lips!
Aint tight.

God and Moses making out in Galilee?
Observe a resurrection of the trinity!
Lord with concubines and buttered-up cross?
Got the book, but guess I skimmed past those kinky pages...
Respiration? Perspiration? Aint this the Olympics?
Some plot holes in the casting of that horse, you see...

Corny scripts from old porn flicks.
The horny devil's top score list.
They're fourteen, he must be forty.
Such foursomes drift from the story!

This was an utter pervert's porno flick, with a lousy plot twist!

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Rick C - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Funny and well written...555
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, because IFHGD! (See above for the band's name, and you'll probably guess what IFHGD stands for.) But a great title. And, at first, it even matched the rhythm of the "Major General Song."
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm...This may sound hard to believe, but, I liked it! I really liked it! 555!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and glad you liked it, Solid Snake kicking my a$$. How can you FHGD, Michael?!! Their song 'Good Riddance' is as big a nostaglic anthem as 'Brick' by Ben Folds Five... almost up there with REM's 'Everybody Hurts Sometime' and above Blink 182's 'Adam's Song'. Shame on you!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
The one thing with porno flicks that disturbs me the most is that there is way too much nudity, whenever the plot starts to make any sense all clothes are thrown off and they start to go at it like rabbits on Viagra, I don’t think the genre will ever have a hit movie in big theatres until they stop doing it like that.

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