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Song Parodies -> "Everything Sucks!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Everything Sucks!"

Parody Written by:

Lash Ferguson

The Lyrics

i think that everyone knows people like this, or you are like this. in that case, just know i find you very funny.
say, hey!

hear the sound of the falling rain,
i hate that sound because it's lame.
like planes, and frames, and every single video game

I hate songs and song parodies,
just like i hate it when i pee,
you see, i hate me and i hate you too

well I hate all women and I also hate all guys
i hate trains and bread and corn and also flies
everything sucks!

I hate space and i hate time,
I hate protestors who cross the lines
I hate lines, and everything that's on both sides

I hate clothes and i hate hair (he hates hair!)
I hate the sky and I hate the air
and Bears oh my god I HATE BEARS!

Well i think that everything sucks,
including you and I, i hate most everything
especially apple pie
everything sucks!

(Say, Hey!)

"The representative from california has the floor"

I hate people who hate stuff
I hate soda and lemonade!
I hate all hard and all soft rock
and rap, and I hate country!
I hate the U.S and all it's enimies
and I hate all other countries too!
I hate kurt cobain, john lennon, and freddie mercury
I hate lash ferguson and I HATE YOU TOO!

Just 'cause, just 'cause everything sucks!

well I hate bad movies, and i also hate good ones
I hate global peace and i hate violence
I hate the internet and I hate the outside world
I hate the T.V and I hate little boys and little girls..........


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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

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Royce Miller - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I thought it sucked that you got no comments or votes yet, so here's mine.
Red Ant - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't rate this as I Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS), but Offender might like this one. I'll link it the next time he posts a parody.
Delirious??? - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
It sucks. Why? Because I hate everything.
lash ferguson - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, it sucks hairy...... well let's say it just sucks pretty badly.
Offender - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not acquainted with the original song, but I'd have to say this sounds a lot like Everclear: "everyone and everything!"
totallyevil - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
ok, that didn't make any sense in certain parts of the song, but it was still kinda funny.
300 Bernard St. Girl & MC's #1 Fan - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It sucked. Just like everything else in and not in the world. JK! -300 Bernard St. Girl It's my theme song! - Mariah Carey's #1 Fan

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