-> "E-bay"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday"
Parody Song Title:
"E-bay"
The Lyrics
Say hey
See the message that i won the bid
Im gonna send off for it as quick as you can say sid (Hey!)
The shame, of not winning a bid on the day
Hear the chime saying i've got it sent
I hope the package gets here way up in kent
And see, my buy intact i'll be happy
I beg to dream about the product and thats no lie
I must confess that this products, I buy
On E-bay!
Here I posted my cheque in time
But i fear it may take ages to arrive
To find, the cheque I sent on the other side!
Can I get another Buy now (BUY NOW!)
There's a Dvd on there i'm not allowed (Hey!)
Because, I'm not actually 18 yet
I beg to dream about the product and thats no lie
I must confess that this products, I buy
On E-bay!
Seek out the buyer im selling to
Boms away is your PUNISHMENT
For not paying the fee on E-bay
I'm gonna take this to the GOVERMENT
I guess you should pay as soon as possible
Kill all the f**** who DON'T AGGREE
I'm loyal to e-bay i do as im told and
That should be the way for YOU AS WELL
just cause, just cause, just cause i love e-bay so much
I beg to dream about the product and thats no lie
I must confess that this products, I buy
On E-bay!
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