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Song Parodies -> "Gymnasium Teacher"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Gymnasium Teacher"

Parody Written by:

stormtrooper7777

The Lyrics

Real name is Miles O'Sadnick author of other parodys.
Don't wanna be an gymnasium teacher.
Don't wanna have to teach those little bastards.
And can you hear the sound of the kids moaning?
Because all of them say f**k the hurdles.

Welcome to a new kind of hell.
All across the schoolyard nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Those little bastards dream of tomorrow.
I'm not the one who's meant to follow.
So I will have barbeque.

Well maybe I'm the faggot gymnasium.
I'm not a part of a little kid agenda.
Now everybody do the hurdles or die!
And jump along in the age of paranoia.

Welcome to a new kind of hell.
All across the schoolyard nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Those little bastards dream of tomorrow.
I'm not the one who's meant to follow.
So I will have barbeque.

Don't wanna be an gymnasium teacher.
Don't wanna have to teach those little bastards.
And can you hear the sound of the kids moaning.
It's going out to gymnasium teachers.

Welcome to a new kind of hell.
All across the schoolyard nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Those little bastards dream of tomorrow.
I'm not the one who's meant to follow.
So I will have barbeque.

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Dominic L. - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought the pacing was way off, and it didn't rhyme with the original much. It wasn't funny but it could be if you a different song I think. sorry, but it was 323. Better luck next time
stormtrooper7777 - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I know:( i did not really like it either but it was an easy idea so i just put it on here.
NINJA CHICK - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm glad that u don't want 2 be a gymnasium teacher cuz my gym teacher is really stupid. ROCK ON!!! AWESOME PARODY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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