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Song Parodies -> "American Amputee"

Original Song Title:

"American Idiot"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"American Amputee"

Parody Written by:

Weird Alex

The Lyrics

Don't wanna be an American amputee
Body parts would be falling all off of me
I'd lose my arms and legs and be a torso
When I'm driving people think that I'm old cause I won't go

Wish my body had a little tension
Wouldn't be in the amputee nation
I lost my mouth so there's nothing I can say
Someone else eyes I will borrow
So the holes in my head will not be hollow
I always lose my foot not my shoe

Well mabye I am armless in America
That's even worse than having pnemonia
Went to a party and they told me to cut footloose
I really thought they telling the truth

Wish my body had a little tension
Wouldn't be in the amputee nation
I lost my mouth so there's nothing I can say
Someone else's eyes I'll borrow
So the holes in my head will not be hollow
I always lose my foot not my shoe

(solo)

Don't wanna be an American amputee
Body parts would be falling all off of me
We lose our eyes so we can never see
This son goes to American Amputees

Wish my body had a little tension
Wouldn't be in the amputee nation
I lost my mouth so there's nothing I can say
Someone else's eyes I'll borrow
So the holes in my head will not be hollow
I always lose my foot not my shoe

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Dominic L. - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
544, you are the guy who made the boulevard of amputees, aren't you?
Weird Al - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
No, but he is who gave me the idea.
Miles O'Sadnick - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
It's nice but it's not really very acurate
totallyevil - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
that was totally funny.
Cam Peckham - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
lol excellent! Glad I gave you some inspiration. And totallyevil, I made my one first ;)
totallyevil - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
OK......That's nice... WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMWWAAAHAHA!!!... (i'm sorry u had 2 see that)

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