Don't wanna be an American amputee
Body parts would be falling all off of me
I'd lose my arms and legs and be a torso
When I'm driving people think that I'm old cause I won't go

Wish my body had a little tension
Wouldn't be in the amputee nation
I lost my mouth so there's nothing I can say
Someone else eyes I will borrow
So the holes in my head will not be hollow
I always lose my foot not my shoe

Well mabye I am armless in America
That's even worse than having pnemonia
Went to a party and they told me to cut footloose
I really thought they telling the truth

Wish my body had a little tension
Wouldn't be in the amputee nation
I lost my mouth so there's nothing I can say
Someone else's eyes I'll borrow
So the holes in my head will not be hollow
I always lose my foot not my shoe

(solo)

Don't wanna be an American amputee
Body parts would be falling all off of me
We lose our eyes so we can never see
This son goes to American Amputees

Wish my body had a little tension
Wouldn't be in the amputee nation
I lost my mouth so there's nothing I can say
Someone else's eyes I'll borrow
So the holes in my head will not be hollow
I always lose my foot not my shoe