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Song Parodies -> "When I Get Hard My Girlfriend Screams"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"When I Get Hard My Girlfriend Screams"

Parody Written by:

KaiserMonkey

The Lyrics

I'm so goddamn sick of hearing this song on the radio. Eventually I thought about making a parody for it. It's not the best ever, but it's not bad. If you don't know what a chode is, well...look it up on Urban Dictionary.
I have a lonely chode
It's so wide that one time it got towed
Wish I was well endowed
But that sucks for me 'cause I have a chode

Fantasies fill my dreams
But when I get hard my girlfriend screams
And my poor dick weeps
I've lost all self-esteem 'cause I have a chode

I have a chode
I have a chode

I have a chode
I have a...

My girlfriend's mouth won't even fit around it
My girlfriend says that she could live without it
She says someday it will grow but I doubt it
'Till then I have a chode

And I've tried everything
Pumps and pills, all to enhance my wang
After three months' wait
Nothing ever changed; I still had a chode

And I'm reduced to tears
I have not had sex in forty years
After twenty beers
Still no flesh appears and I have a chode

I have a chode
I have a chode

I have a chode
I have a...

My girlfriend's mouth won't even fit around it
My girlfriend says that she could live without it
She said someday it will grow but I doubt it
'Till then I have a chode

Fantasies fill my dreams
But when I get hard my girlfriend screams
And my poor dick weeps
I've lost all self-esteem 'cause I have a...

My girlfriend's mouth won't even fit around it
My girlfriend says that she could live without it
She says someday it will grow but I doubt it
'Till then I have a chode...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 12

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Dominic L. - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Gross, but funny
The Mixmaster - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
You have a dirty mind. But boy was this hilarious. 5s across the board.
Dylan Baranski - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Wait, I thought that it was forbidden to submit sexually explicit parodies.
KaiserMonkey - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I submitted it before that rule actually came up...and I also submitted it to that 'adult' version of this site, never thinking it would get past the mods here, but it did =)

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