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Song Parodies -> "6th Game Dropout"

Original Song Title:

"Beauty School Dropout"

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Parody Song Title:

"6th Game Dropout"

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The Lyrics

Note to MP: Please don't kill me! You know, I'd like to see #22 win one more, but the catch-22 is in full effect up here. Well, I'm out.
The story's sad to tell,
The Yankees don't do well,
Most mixed up bullpen in the LCS.
Game 7's so unclear now,
What's left of your dignity now?
And everyone says these guys are the best
Them 6th game dropouts,
No AL championship for you.
Them 6th grade dropouts,
Those Red Sox nine have grudges with you.
Well at least you could have taken time,
In the bullpen to warm up.
So I wouldn't have to make this rhyme,
And Yankee fans will storm up.

Pettitte get movin,
Texas can keep your hopes alive
What are you provin?
You want the cash and less to drive.

If the Red Sox win the Series then you'll be in the FA pool.
Take the cash, and send your kids to a good school!

3rd inning dropout,
Now a shell of a Texas man
3rd inning dropout,
Go to Dallas and reclaim your fans

Well they couldn't strike out anyway,
There was no easy a looker.
But in Texas girls will go to you,
But most of them are hookers!

Nelson don't sweat it.
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it,
After Game 3 you just throw lobs!

Now your mouth is shut,
Once ain't enough,
You're acting like a fool,
Go down and get your stuff back up in Columbus School.

Jose don't blow it,
Don't put your manager to shame!
You will, yeah we know it
But you are the one to take the balme!

Now they're overworking 22
Because they didn't try
Is that another home run ball up in the sky?

Them 6th game dropouts
Go to Columbus school
Them 6th game dropouts
Go to Columbus school
Them 6th game dropouts
Go to Columbus school

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T.J. Spindler - October 16, 2003 - Report this comment
5,5,5!!!!! Have you seen my parody site yet?
Static - October 17, 2003 - Report this comment
in case nobody knows yet, the sox lost -SIGH-
guys: for the 85th time, wait till next year.
good luck, florida, for getting the 50000 handicapped spots in places where fans can actually REACH the stadium before the game ends. and (mass dwellers will get this) babe: you were supposed to give rocket AND HIS TEAM the cold shoulder!
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
The Babe gave all the Yankees cold shoulders. Ever have champagne dumped on your shoulders? Oh, that's right...You haven't.
Static - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
uh...yes I have. it was in 1997, for the good old(e) marlins. what happened to them? oh yeah. they won game 1 over the yankees. i happen to be a marlins fan too. D-Train all da way!
Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
In case you've forgotten, or just have never seen a New York Subway map, the D Train goes past The Stadium. Of course, there's also a D Train that goes past Fenway, but it's derailed. Again. Marlins fan in '97? Don't you mean an Indians fan?
Static - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
um... sorry, what's that? i'm listening to a 1-0 florida lead in the second inning. i always love expansion teams (or teams that beat the "evil empires" in all sports, you know, the yanks, lakers, etc., all but the avs-just don't want them touching my bruins!) for about 5 years, until the rebuilding plans end and they aren't a rebuilding team, they just suck. and not only hav i had champagne dumped on my shoulders at age 12, i've also been doused in beer, water, and Canadian squirt gun fluid (aka stuff in a turkey baster).
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Note to Michael: And you know I hate to disagree with you, but the D train does stop at Yankee . . . just for the record, of course.
somedude22 - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Static - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
somedude22=Ignoramus. I'm from Boston.
Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Somedude, say what you want about Red Sox fans, I sure have, but they are not bandwagoners. The Braves...
Static - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
For once, MP, we agree. Thanks for backing me up.
Static - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
And yes, the Braves...

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