The story's sad to tell,
The Yankees don't do well,
Most mixed up bullpen in the LCS.
Game 7's so unclear now,
What's left of your dignity now?
And everyone says these guys are the best
.
Them 6th game dropouts,
No AL championship for you.
Them 6th grade dropouts,
Those Red Sox nine have grudges with you.
Well at least you could have taken time,
In the bullpen to warm up.
So I wouldn't have to make this rhyme,
And Yankee fans will storm up.

Pettitte get movin,
Texas can keep your hopes alive
What are you provin?
You want the cash and less to drive.

If the Red Sox win the Series then you'll be in the FA pool.
Take the cash, and send your kids to a good school!

3rd inning dropout,
Now a shell of a Texas man
3rd inning dropout,
Go to Dallas and reclaim your fans

Well they couldn't strike out anyway,
There was no easy a looker.
But in Texas girls will go to you,
But most of them are hookers!

Nelson don't sweat it.
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it,
After Game 3 you just throw lobs!

Now your mouth is shut,
Once ain't enough,
You're acting like a fool,
Go down and get your stuff back up in Columbus School.

Jose don't blow it,
Don't put your manager to shame!
You will, yeah we know it
But you are the one to take the balme!

Now they're overworking 22
Because they didn't try
Is that another home run ball up in the sky?

*fades*
Them 6th game dropouts
Go to Columbus school
Them 6th game dropouts
Go to Columbus school
Them 6th game dropouts
Go to Columbus school