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Song Parodies -> "If (Part 2)"

Original Song Title:

"If"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gravity Kills

Parody Song Title:

"If (Part 2)"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

these would be the lyrics if another part was added.
If you could see me now
Would all your secret truths be spoken?
If you could see me now
Could everything just stay unbroken?
If you could see me
If you could be me now?

If you could see me now
Would the fences burnt be mended?
If you could see me now
My disease can you comprehend it?
If you could see me now?

If you could see me now?
GO RED SOX! I HATE YANKEES!

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T.J. Spindler - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
10/9/03. Yankees VS. Redsox. 2nd inning for Redsox. Boston/1 New York/3. Saddest night of all people who live in Massachusetts lives. Game ends with Yankees/6-Red Sox/2. I am going to cry!!! Here I am: d:'^({=< Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
T.J. Spindler - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, tj out
Static - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
RED SOX WIN IN 5, CUBS IN 7. SOX WIN THE SERIES IN 6.
Michael Pacholek - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
The only thing the Red Sox are gonna get in five is a par three.
T.J. Spindler - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't care what MP says, 'cause he steals parodies from Guy DiRito!!!! Hey, I should start that on a messageboard!! tj out
Guy DiRito - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
TJ - Knock it off. Quit causing problems. I stole one from Mike inadvertantely once and I think he copied me once as well. No big deal.
T.J. Spindler - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a big deal. I, also have had a parody stolen from me. You see, I made a parody called "Chocolate's Handy" (http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/aaroncarter5.shtml PLEASE CHECK IT OUT) and I only wrote that Michael James helped me with it because I thought that he would make parodies and not copy me or anyone else. This is his version which is just like mine exept mine rhymes and makes sense (http://www.amiright.com/2000s/arancarter0.shtml PLEASE CHECK IT OUT AND HE DID SPELL IT LIKE THAT SO THAT IS CORRECT) Well, check 'em out and comment on both please.
T.J. Spindler - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Oops. tj out
Guy DiRito - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
TJ, the proper way to handle this would be to email ChuckyG if you have a concern that you may have been plagiarized.
Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
go bosox! hometown magic! did you know that the yankees have to pay over $5000 in Mass taxes to let Jeter play in Fenway? Make em play the whole season here!
Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
p.s. feel free to post random things on all my parodies, i like to be high-profile. TJ i hope nobody else starts stealing parodies from you.
Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't care if the Yankees have to pay a million dollars in Mass taxes. That's the difference: Every baseball team owner is filthy rich and can buy a champion. Some don't try. Some do and fail (the Red Sox, for instance). The money can't find the strike zone, hit the ball, make the catch, hit the cutoff man, or know when to take the extra base and, if so, do it. It's a boy's game played by men. Not by money. If it were, then the Yankees would be playing the Texas Rangers now. Or are Pedro, Nomar, Manny et al actually on food stamps? Play the whole season in Fenway? As Homer Simpson might say, "Mmmm... Green Monster... mmmm... 310 feet... mmmm... Red Sox pitching..."
Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Fast facts with which you can amaze your friends: Going into Game 3 of the '03 ALCS, the Red Sox are 10-14 against the Yankees in games started by Pedro Martinez. That's a winning percentage of .417. Over a 162-game season, that's a record of 67-95. Usually good for last place. The Diva himself, in these games, is 9-8 with six no-decisions. That's a .529 percentage, or 86-76. Usually not good enough to make the Playoffs. So it's not just the lousy Boston bullpen or the crummy Boston fielding: Nobody beats Pedro like the Yankees. Now, aren't you filled with confidence? I know I am.
Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
call me arrogant, call me an idiot, but NOBODY CAN TAKE MY DIGNITY AND FEED IT TO ME. NOBODY. and what happened to the Yankee Stadium mystique in Game 1? Huh? Aww, did the little baby go to bed? (anybody but an idiot knows what i'm referring to.) listen to this: the yankees have no idea what it will take to replace clemens and (if he leaves) pettitte, who is all but a Texas Ranger right now. who, of all things, DIDN'T FALTER THIS SEPTEMBER?! the curse of the newborn is broken, and the billygoat will be too... soon. steinbrenner's pockets retain money as well as a tire with a hole in it retains air. oh look, it's the bottom of the second, and WE'RE IN THE LEAD. go buy yourself a hanky, pacholek, 'cuz you're gonna need it in a few days. oh wait, you can't. YOU'RE JUST LIKE STEINBRENNER!
Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
and, the yankees are 18-18 vs. west teams this year. so be glad you didn't draw the athletics. why doesn't east play west and central play wild card? oh yeah, selig LUVS steinbrenner!
Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahem. And at least Clemens, picking on Piazza, wasn't going after an old man with five brain surgeries. Hard to believe, but the Yankees have the moral high ground.
Static - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
AHEM! At least Pedro has the sense to defend himself from 100 mph Buddha, the bowling ball.
T.J. Spindler - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Alright, stop fighting boys! tj out
T.J. Spindler - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
As of now, I'm grabbing MP's hand, and putting it in Static's!!! Oh gosh, I'm tired of this "who's gonna win" crap! You two just watch the games, and you can see who's going to win. You guys fill me in on the games and tell me who wins, but NO FIGHTING!!! Going to "Six Flags" (In case they don't show commercials for it in Massachusetts like they do in NJ, it is a huge amusment park. PS: You're all luckier than me, 'cause I barely ever get to see my mom or dad, my grandparents have custody over my bro and I, and I have 2 little brothers that live with my mom, so I never get to see them barely!!! Feel lucky, 'cause all I got is my bro and my hamster, Twitch" and my bro's hamster "Skuttlez" and yes, Skuttlez is spelt like that when my bro named it.) Gosh, did I write that? tj out
Ben Dover - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, go put it in Staticīs. I think the two of you need to relieve your tensions a bit... ;-)
Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
okay, OKAY, but all I have been saying is, that I'm the most intense red sox fan there is. and red sox and yankee fans are pretty much always fighting in boston. and plus i've had nothing to do all 3-day weekend, so i needed to vent. but i still think the "Buddha the bowling ball" joke was funny.
Static - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
oh wait, last I checked, I have no hands... I type with my nose LOL
T.J. Spindler - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol
Static - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
hey, my hands came back! anyway, i'm bored today. gonna do a new gob parody. check for it soon.
WrldSrsChmps04 - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
ok this is late...here it is, red sox world series champians 2004....now what?

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