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Song Parodies -> "The Yard I Rake"

Original Song Title:

"The Crystal Lake"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Yard I Rake"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Pennsylvania is Hell from October until March. Every year, our yards get molested by leaves. When that finally ends, our sidewalks are molested by ice and snow. We trade in our rakes for shovels. It's a Hell of tedious drudgery. We wrote this song, because we know that grim time of year is approaching. Sigh...."- Icy, SI-MAE
Vocals- Icy

I hate the yard I have to rake.....

I hate the yard I have to rake,
Until I see the cold snowflakes,
I hate them too, can't wait for spring,
I'm sick of all the shoveling,
My treeless neighbors only laugh,
They know that I could use a hand,
Fuck the leaves, Get me a beer,
And Load the truck, I'm moving out of here!

I gotta get outta here,
I gotta get outta here,
I gotta get outta here,
And leave P.A., my friend!
I'll leave this yard, I tend!

Vocals- Maya

I hate the yard I have to rake,
Need plastic plants; some trees, all fake,
I've hated this yard from the start,
Synthetic plants speak to my heart,
Or maybe I'll have no yard there,
I know I'll move, someday, I swear!
I'll never rake, I'll never mow,
Oh shit, man, forgot about the snow!

I gotta get outta here,
I gotta get outta here,
I gotta get outta here,
And leave P.A. my friend!,
I'll leave this Hell, my friend!
"Hope you enjoyed! This one was hard! Look for a few more parodies coming by SI-MAE! Please vote and comment, my bitches!"- Icy, SI-MAE

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 4

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 4   0
 5   3

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Not Your Bitch - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't vote or comment, because of what you said at the bottom
Icy - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Magna Luna - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay job. I didn't find it THAT funny, but it was okay. Pacing was great, so 5-3-4.
Apricot - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
So, you assholes are back. Bring it on, bitch.

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