(Fat Cat Gas Company’s Evil Laughter)

(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold

People forced to drive in a small compact
It seems that SUVs no longer attract
So while you spend your green all the fat cats eat
They’ll get all of your money ‘less you walk or ski
You bought a new Suburban you thought it was worthwhile
Don’t you know that those use one gallon per mile
You’re forced to trade that in for a tiny Jeep
My truck I’m going to miss, now it’s in a scrap heap, sob…

Gas pump, Gas pump in your hand
To fill your car it costs a grand
And soon the gas prices will rise
They’re shrinking, for right now… Holy cow!
Roller Coaster prices stink
They rise then lower, up and down
Gas pump, Gas pump in your hand
Is all your money spent?

Buying gas I’m broke flat, rich brats
Still getting cash from the bus pass
Indy Speedway’s dead track
All the racecars were sold back
Damn Shell station’s prices put me in fear
I can’t afford a nice trip to Disney this year
Unless a plane or train we take
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha)
Is just that Bush is a big clown
Makes me frown
In gas drowned
It’s a disgrace
Shows no remorse
Gonna buy a horse
We’ll take his crown
Buy straw and hay
Won’t drive, hither-thither
Ride a bike or simply run instead
I was never one to negotiate
(Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...)

(More evil laughter)
Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold
(Exon, Exon, Exon) Fuel’s Gold

Sneakers, sneakers worn by man
Used instead of my large van
Racing downhill on my bike
It’s cheap to get around
Drove forever paid the fee
Instead I’ll paddle out by sea
Skateboard, Skateboard I’m a fan
Wipe off that fat cat’s grin

Oh damn, buy it, buy it
We’re just all suckers for it
Never learned to rollerblade
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha)
Once thought bike it, bike it
Good plan but have you tried it?
Biking just makes my time waste
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha)

Fuel’s Gold (Evil Laughter)
Fuel’s Gold
Fuel’s Gold (Devilish cackling)
Fuel’s Gold