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Song Parodies -> "Feel Good Chink"

Original Song Title:

"Feel Good Inc."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gorillaz

Parody Song Title:

"Feel Good Chink"

Parody Written by:

Hazz

The Lyrics

Hi everybody, i'm a 12-year-old boy from England and i've made a parody to feel good inc - i personally think it's really good. I'm a huge fan of Gorillaz and thought it would be funny to write the feel good chink parody...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Ching chong ching chong, ching chong, Chin-Ky (x9)
(instead of "shake it shake it, shake it, feel good")

A stupid chinky gave me a whack
Then tried to sell me a Chinese snack
So all you little shits, it's appealing to see
You will get undercounted coz there's too many
We're gonna nuke your asses to the River Nile
So you little freaks will never smile.
Now I'll piss you off with my message beep.
Your dreams will be invaded by karate sheep, yeah...

Chinky, chinky in your land
Martial arts skill with your hands
There's no place for you to hide
I want to burn Beijing down
Kill them all for a small fee
Let's kill together, you and me
Chinky, chinkys of the land
I hate you stupid chinkssssssss

Seizing tiny cats, little rats
Shoving them up your ass cracks
Orientals at the track
I'll give you a great big smack
Yeah, you have shitty Chinese new year
I'm gonna kick you up the rear
Watch me as I constipate
Ching-chong-ching-chong-ching, yo
We going Tokyo
to choke you all
and I'm mad
coz you're a chink
gonna bite the dust
Don't make a fuss
with your kind
you make the stink.
so don't plot, ching chong chinkys
because you"re weird eyed blinkys
Watch the way I constipate
Ching-chong-ching-chong-ching

Chinky, chinky in your land
Martial arts skill with your hands
There's no place for you to hide
I want to burn Beijing down
Kill them all for a small fee
Let's kill together, you and me
Chinky, chinkys in the land
I hate you stupid chinkssssssss

Don't plot, get it, get it,
Tae-Kwon-Do is so shit
Steady,
Watch me constipate,
Ching-chong-ching-chong-ching (x2)
Hi everybody, i'm a 12-year-old boy from England and i've made a parody to feel good inc - i personally think it's really good. I'm a huge fan of Gorillaz and thought it would be funny to write the feel good chink parody...

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 9

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Jared - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You sicken me.
Robert Mackle - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I think its an ok effort for a 12 year old, lets boot those racist thoughts out now so he wont end up a Daily Express reader :)
Andrew - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
uh huh, good effort, but don't be racist now. your only twelve so you've still got a lot of things you need to learn about life. one tip, people hate racists, just keep that in mind for the future, ok.
Foley - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm kinda surprised a 12 year old at UK has so much pent up rate against Chinese people. Is this stuff in your textbook? You ought to put more thought into your lyrics. The racism part is pretty obvious. I'd keep your document hidden and password protected if I were you. Tae Kwon Do is Korean and Karate is Japanese. Tokyo is in Japan. Beijing is in China, but I think you got lucky on that one. There's no popular lyrics that deals with racism. Even the N word is looked down upon by black people in the US and causes controversy.
hazz - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
hi, im the 12 year old boy that wrote this and i didnt mean it 2 b racist. If theres any chinese ppl out there, sorry if im being racist, but i dont mean any of it, it's all a joke ok, so sorry, but i was bored and it sounded like a good idea at the point ok
hazz - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah numbnuts, i no where beijing and tokyo is, and i no wot karate and tae-kwon-do is, i may be 12 but i aint an idiot ok. just coz im not american doesnt mean im a twit for making a good parody and dusting the ends off by making it similar to the original!!! anywayz, it dont matter where ur from, as long as u hav those chinese/japanese eyes (not in a racist way) then ur a chink. thats how it is in england and nun of u can disagree wiv me ok. i no all this stuff. coz i aint a grownup american it doesnt meen im stupid!!! now stop those posts calling me racist coz it aint true, its a joke 4 god sake and who cares about facts ina joke ok. dont waste your time arguing about my entry and enjoy life instead!!! be happy
Josh 2 - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
hey he sued my word, except he used numb not dumb, anyway, it was good as a song mate but i think urs views like sohuldb e kept off the site, there nothing wrong with a good ol t of bush bashing or stuff, but it hink this may of gone a lil bit overboard
Giovanni Spina - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Matches the song pretty well. It's kinda violent and somewhat racist, but pretty good. My only problem is this: Chinky, chinky in your land Martial arts skill with your hands There's no place for you to hide I want to burn Beijing down Kill them all for a small fee Let's kill together, you and me Chinky, chinkys in the land I hate you stupid chinkssssssss… That's just wrong, dude. Anyway, good work, the content is questionable, but it matched the song very well(suspiciously). I give it 3 constipated screeches out of 5.
romy - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
i thought it was a good effort 4 a 12 y.o but that is really rong talkin about another race like that u should be ashamed of urelf
hazz - February 25, 2006 - Report this comment
i shouldnt be ashamed of myself, romy, u should be ashamed of urself. ITS A JOKE. none of u dumb americans can get it into ur thick heads.
blood8815 - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
americans are mind controlled by their economy, sad lol dont know y i put this anyways IT IS A JOKE NOTHING PERSONAL by the way good job hazz
blood8815 - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
lets kill together you and me hazz lol
blod8815 - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
st anger round my neck st anger round my neck he never gets respect or chinkys?
Agrimorfee - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This is just totally WRONG. Shame on you, Hazz.
blood8815 - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
screw u agrimorfee
hodown - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
hazz will get stabbed by a chopstick in the eye if he keep up this racist attitude. hazz has rotting teeth so he speaks with a lisp. weak and pale because eats spotted dick for tea. god save the queen! from hazz! IT IS A JOKE NOTHING PERSONAL
Hazz - February 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoever put the comment above is a retard coz it aint me and is being racist to Britain. At least in my parody i sed its a joke!!! Whoever wrote it used my name coz there too scared i'd find them out. wimp... by the way im 14 now so i'm more mature and i'm not bothered about it lol.
The Jester - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, man. Okay, debates over racism aside... and yes, the song's racist. If the kid's 12, probably unintentional. Think we all said things we didn't really mean, just cuz it seemed funny to us to say them at that age. And, hey, even if the kid's a liar and he's just some pissed off 40 year old making a joke in poor taste... I got to give him credit either way. Here's why. He hit a hot button. He did! Look at all these comments! I was browsing through some 30 different songs today and this one has more of an extended commentary than any of them. Now I'm not saying I condone offensiveness for the sake of controversy alone, but... you have to admit, it gets attention. Wether or not the parody itself was done well has been almost overlooked entirely in the midst of all this. For the record... Hey, I read it. I sang along and you know what? It's a good effort, had it's moments of accuracy... even some funny parts if you're not diving into this headfirst going "WHAT?? SHOCK! AND AWE!! how dare he use that word!". The point? To semi-quote Lenny Bruce, it's the suppression and fear of words like these that give them their violence, their viciousness.
The Jester - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
oh... by the way, Hazz... just in case you thought I was stickin' up for you there... I promise you, I'm not. I think you're kind of a mean little Hitler-ish bastard who's probably eventually on his road to jail or Hell, or possibly both. You just wrote a whole song based on premise of singling out a whole race and hurting and killing them for absolutely no reason other than that they're different from you. That's pretty bad. Regardless, the fact remains, it was just a song. Not really worth getting riled up over. And the word "chink" itself is just a word, with no more power than any other word except for the power that people give it. Also, for the record, the karate sheep line and the whole "ching-chong, ching-chong" bit were pretty damn funny. And that's all I have to say about that.
Hazz - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Cheers "The Jester", glad someone liked my song, but i'm actually 15 now (oh, how time flies) and i even look back on the song thinking it was such a pathetic, immature waste of time, and again, i'd like to apologise to any chinese people. Now I think the song is completely b*llocks, and regret writing it. I wouldn't mind if it was removed completely, i've even deleted all traces of it on my computer. Oh, and i'm sorry for quoting "you dumb Americans" above (10 lines above, to be exact), I didn't mean to sound racist there too, i actually like Americans, and although i've never been there, I actually do hope to one day going to quite a few of the more famous states. And i'd like to go to China too! (but i wouldn't take this there... lol) And even Japan for that matter! Finally, I'd just again like to say sorry for this crappy song, but if you liked my song, thank you, if not, sorry for p*ssing you off. If i wrote a parody now, i'm sure it would be alot better, although this one did sound good at the time. Sorry

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