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Song Parodies -> "Damon Albarn Inc."

Original Song Title:

"Feel Good Inc."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gorillaz

Parody Song Title:

"Damon Albarn Inc."

Parody Written by:

S.Q.U.I.D

The Lyrics

From Stratosphere News Northwest - "Yesterday's News, Today!" 18:25:11 PM, July 20 2005 ___________________________________________________ UK CHARTS HEAD FOR GORILLA WARFARE GORILLAZ, on the strict advice of band frontman 2D (well, it's not real, it's Damon Albarn really but never mind, kids), have announced they are releasing a new single this month. In a cynical marketing move, the new single "Albarn Inc", though having altered lyrics, will have exactly the same melody and instruments as "Feel Good Inc." Record company manager Hercules Von Spatchcock defended the move as "the beauty of capitalism." The band were quite unforthcoming about the single, apart from drummer Russell, who issued the following statement on the song's meaning: "We would describe this song as a biography of this lead singer we knew a bit ago. Quite big in the 90s, I honestly can't think of his name. He was in a band, they were very quaint and English sounding, and they released a a hit album called "Cracklife." They also kept getting into fights with this group of utter filthy working-class plebeians from Manchester. I think they were called Osmosis or something, dunno! But to calm any slightly pissed-off, cheated fans down, we're publishing the lyrics - as Jesus Jones said, Right Here, Right Now!" ___________________________________________________
:Shoop-shoop shoop-shoop SHOOP SHOOP: "Not 90s!"
:Shoop-shoop Shoop-shoop SHOOP SHOOP:" "Reject!" "Honest!"

Yo, ho, it's Damo Albarn and again I'm back
I'm back behind a cartoon, it ain't no "Think Tank"
I never wrote a song about adult toys
But I once did one about girls who like boys like they're boys :sighs:
I've got a new horizon, it's not Britpop style,
Cos Graham Coxon's melancholy, never smiles,
We're in the noughties, it's the land of shit ringtones
Wanna be a famous rapper, but I've creaking bones, yes..

Albarn, Albarn on the case
Coming loud and "IN-YER-FACE"
Really think Live 8 is shite
I want to burn Hyde Park down
There's no artists from Afrique
Bob Geldof is such a freak
Check my receding hairline
Is it still all in?

All-Bran is your master, teacher,
Lining you up like a Manic Street Preacher,
People confuse my name with cereal packs
That give you catastrophic diarrhoea attacks..
Shit, I'm being an arrogant twat
But I just love being an arrogant twat
Watch me with my middle-class smugness
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, don't play guitars to cartoons,
With Jamie,
With Hewlett,
We're in the place
We gonna animate
Cant fight with us
We're not real
And Oasis stink! – ah ha ha ha ha!
So let's stop indie, indie,
Until we hiding behind cartoon schmindie,
Yo, watch the way my mid-life crisis – ah ha ha ha ha

Albarn, Albarn in da house
Not "Country House", shut your mouth
Futureheads and Bloc Party?
Pah! I'm moving to Mali
Damon forever, Damon's free..
No crap drums from Dave Rowntree
Check my receding hairline
Is it still all in?

Bob Geldof is such a freak
So it's Albarn IN DA HOUSE
Is everybody in?

Dont stop, get it, get it
I am your messiah in it
Steady,
Watch Damon be so smug,
Ahahahahahhaa.
Let's stop indie, indie,
I'll hide behind cartoon schmindie
Yo, watch me in my mid-life crisis – AH AH AH AARRRGHHH!

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Alyssa - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Gorillaz, so I really don't know what to think of this....hmmm..........444
Kristof Robertson - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cleverly written, Squid...some nice cynical humour. 555
jaye - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I love Gorillaz, but this is really good and *ouch* it's pretty biting.
Shannon - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I am an obnoxiously obsessed Gorillaz fan, but still found this very funny. I appreciate the humour most of all. ^^ --Frieden
hazz - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
im the gr8est gorillaz fan eva and no the words 2 all their songs and can play alot of their songs myself, and i find dis real good, i'll learn the words myself, ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
robocop 14th - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
i think it was good, i give it a perfect score
Gabby - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
omg i love albarn but that is just so true...

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