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Song Parodies -> "Voldemort"

Original Song Title:

"Clint Eastwood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gorillaz

Parody Song Title:

"Voldemort"

Parody Written by:

Weirdo Jace

The Lyrics

This is a song about the Harry Potter series, about Voldemort's wishes to kill Harry.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad
Cause this one kid got me mad
I'm helpless, but not for long
My future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad
Cause this one kid got me mad
I'm helpless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on

Finally, I will be evil set free
Cause once I am, I will then let you all then see
I'll soon be there, Harry Potter beware
I'm good at repairs, and so you should be scared
Invincible, that's what I'll be when I rise
You'll meet your demise
Look at me, I'm intangible! (What?)
I will soon kill, you lose
And your little crew
And oh, killing you, finally I'll pull through

Picture you falling down, and I'll picture too
And then I'll cast a spell
You'll be like "what to do, what to do?"—ha-ha
And then the little hero who is always round to save the day
Will fall easy
Lifeless was always what you should have been
And then I'd still be the powerful wizard guy
Oh, how I'd like it
I tried to get him that night, but arrg!
The little kid escaped with a lightning-bolt scar!

I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad
Cause this one kid got me mad
I'm helpless, but not for long
My future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad
Cause this one kid got me mad
I'm helpless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
My greatness, my greatness—oh how did he make it?!
Allow me to make this child fall, I'll make it
Happen
I'll do it, and that is fact because
I'm powerful
And this spell I'll do
Will make me pull through
It will destroy you
You will see with your eyes
When you meet your demise
And my evilness with rise
I'll kill that Dumbledory guy
And the whole world will be mine
I will destroy you this time

Cause you were that guy
And you can see me now cause I'm in front of your eyes
Not just a thing in your mind
I got no body
So I have to live off unicorns and take over people
But now I'll survive once I remember what that spell I
Did that night to try
To kill you that very night
When you should have died
I have the feeling, sensation that you will soon be dead
This time you won't escape
With a scar on your head

I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad
Cause this one kid got me mad
I'm helpless, but not for long
My future is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling bad
Cause this one kid got me mad
I'm helpless, but not for long
My future is coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on
It's coming on, it's coming on

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 16

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Jared - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Love the original song,love Harry Potter, love the paordy! You gotta great future here Jace!
Arwen - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I wouldn't even try this song...but you did it pretty well! I'm also an HP nut...so...props on skill and subject matter! Good job.
A-ron - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool song! That is a hard song to Parody,and I gave u extra points for that.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad at all, but try to vary choruses in future parodies. For example: "My future is coming on" is the same as the original song, so you could've changed it to "I shoot her, his mumma's gone" and then later on use "How stupid, that moron Ron" or whatever. It just makes your parodies more enjoyable to read when they're not so repetitive.
dood - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice song and good work.
gorrilaz 4ever - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
it was so brill but everything about gorillaz is @ it was a job well writen.i look forwad 2 raeding more

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