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Song Parodies -> "Hair Is Gone"

Original Song Title:

"Here Is Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Goo Goo Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Hair Is Gone"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

Lemme tell ya something
My hair's turnin' into nothin', poor me, yeah
It's really quite distressing
How my hairline is regressing from me, yeah
And it makes me want to break down
When I see that giant bald spot on me, yeah

I don't where to go to
Is there a wig shop 'round here
I need hair plugs or somethin'
My head's gone totally bare
Like there was never really ever hair at all

And it's so sad to see
A tragedy
You can tell I'm baldin'
Bald as can be
Pity me
All my hair is gone

Can't see no solution
Can I get a hair transfusion maybe, yeah
And Rogaine's not the answer
Seems to work for everybody but me, yeah

I don't where to go to
Is there a wig shop 'round here
I need hair plugs or somethin'
My head's gone totally bare
Like there was never really ever hair at all

And it's so sad to see
A tragedy
You can tell I'm baldin'
As bald as can be
Pity me
All my hair is gone

And it's all starting to fall out
Right now I can barely see it
'Cause it's all coming out
And all I can do is watch it disappear

And it's so sad to see
A tragedy
You can tell I'm baldin'
As bald as can be
Pity me
All my hair is gone, yeah

So sad to see
A tragedy
You can see I'm baldin'

My head has no hair
My head has no hair
And you can tell I'm baldin'

My head's got no hair
There's nothing up there
All my hair is gone, yeah

My head's got no hair
It's really not fair
All my hair is gone, yeah

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