It's a new crap, but it smells like mold
Its a great one thats what Im told
But everyday my bathroom feels the same

I wish my bathroom looked like new
The walls are pilling because the smell of poo
I think it's time for it to get a change because
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I don't ever wanna have to use
The very same bathroom as you
I don't wanna hear the sounds you make
Or smell the stinky stenches smell the stinky stenches
Like poo Don't ever wanna smell your poo
What I'm sayin is
This is my bathroom
Filled with toilet paper
Make sure you wipe
Oh cause you,
Don't wanna smell you

They said,"Get off the toilet get off the throne
Get out of the bathroom get an ice cream cone."
Oh but I wont ever do the things they want
I wanna stay hear and crossword puzzles
I'd like to invent automatic muzzles
(CHORUS)
Do you really wanna poo like them?
Do you wanna sit on there toilet rim?
Cause I wanna tell ya,I wanna tell ya,
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