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Song Parodies -> "Pearls And Toys"

Original Song Title:

"Girls And Boys"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Pearls And Toys"

Parody Written by:

Sweeeeeeeeet Dude!!!!!

The Lyrics

Educated, but dumb, he's dressed so funny and to much to say in all conversations, but he'll put his foot in your sallad sandwich 'cause he screws up every thing.

Pearls don't like toys, pearls like shells and rivers, toys will laugh atpearls when they are diying. Tea cups ,or mugs, don't matter, i'll smash 'em, tidal waves and shop robberys, these are a few of the funnyest things you'll get what you want if your willing to read, my type of toy allways comes with a price, here, now there's nothing for free.

Pearls don't like toys, pearls like shells and rivers, toys will laugh at pearls when they are diying..........all of these toys and allof these pearls loosing thier souls in a material sea.

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kc - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought it was funny at first but then it got stupid i mean toys and pearls are actually gay man it was stupid.

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