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Song Parodies -> "Lifestyles of all Those Couch Potatoes"

Original Song Title:

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Lifestyles of all Those Couch Potatoes"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

:P
Always see 'em on TV
Or read it in the magazines
All the big 'uns they want sympathy
All they do is eat and munch
Watching the Brady Bunch
Talking about how small they could be
I'd like to see them spend a week
Dieting to make them sleek
I don't think they'd even try
If we could force a month or two
Of almost all of them eating less and less of food
I think they'd mumble "that's not fair", that's not fair
(fair)

Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
Their gut touches the floor, gut touches the floor
If their weight is such a problem, why they got hot wings?
Think we should starve them

Did you know when you're potatoes your life wastes away
And you wonder why your girl just ran today
So long as you stay on the couch just a'munchin'
And did you know that all of us don't want to see your crack
To navigate your butt we'd need to take a map
You could always go get lipo we don't care
I'd like to see them spend a week
Dieting to make them sleek
I don't think they'd even try
If we could force a month or two
Of almost all of them eating less and less of food
I think they'd mumble "that's not fair", that's not fair

Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
Their gut touches the floor, gut touches the floor
If their weight is such a problem, why they got hot wings?
Think we should starve them

(I'll just say . . .say)
Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
Their gut touches the floor, gut touches the floor
If their weight is such a problem,
I think I'll take all the wings
That's how I'd solve things
Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes
We'll take your microwaves and stoves just please stop eatin'

Lifestyles of all those couch potatoes (x3)

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velvet - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
is this song about couch potatoes or being fat? nevertheless it was pretty funny but a little bit off beat
funny girl - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i`m a big fan of good charlotte but lifestyles of the couch potatoes sounded stupid it was off beat.
Michael - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Are all of your songs about food and fat people?
JiBBo - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude no offense but the pacing blows, had some ok moments but need to work on pacing a lot

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