You see it on TV
When driving on your street
Everybody goes way too fast
All they do is have a need
For lots of pointless speed
They never will get passed

I'd like to see them spend a week
Going at a slower pace
I don't think they can survive
Or they could spend a day or two
walking in an slowpoke's shoes
I think they'd lose control and crash. They would crash!

Lifestyles of the fast and the speedy
They're always racing, always racing
If top speed is such a problem
Well they got Nascar
Think that should solve it

Did you know when you were fast you
could zoom past the cops
Go flying down the track
Ignoring all the stops.
As long as you got the speed to be in F-1.
And did you know if you were caught and you were going 125,
The police wouldn't want you dead or alive ,
You could always just run for President of Nascar

I'd like to see them spend a week
Going at a slower pace
I don't think they can survive
Or they could spend a day or two
walking in an slowpoke's shoes
I think they'd lose control and crash. They would crash!

Lifestyles of the fast and the speedy
They're always racing, always racing
If top speed is such a problem
Well they got Nascar
Think that should solve it(2x)

Lifestyles of the fast and speedy(3x)