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Song Parodies -> "Gays and Queers"

Original Song Title:

"Girls and Boys"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Gays and Queers"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Sterilized
With drugs
He's real droopy
Not horny
And not much to pray in
Most church functions
But he'll put his thing up
All @$$ES
Cause he does it with everything

Gays don't like queers, gays like clothes and jewelry
Queers will laugh at gays on Queer Eye Staight Eye

Leather
Or wood sap
Don't matter
He'll have that
Sensations
And manicures
These are a few
Of his favorite things
He'll get what he wants
If he's willing to spend
His type of guy
Always comes with some fleas
Hey, now, there's a sale at the Gap

Gays don't like queers, girls like clothes and jewelry
Queers will laugh at gays on Queer Eye Straight Guy
And these gays like these queers like these queers like these gays
This line doens't make sense i'm gonna throw up ya
Gays don't like queers, gays like clothes and jewelry

Let's ah!
ah, ah

Gays don't like queers, girls like clothes and jewelry
Queers will laugh at gays on Queer Eye Straight Guy
And these gays like these queers like these queers like these gays
This line doens't make sense i'm gonna throw up ya
Gays don't like queers, gays like clothes and jewelry

All of these queers, yeah get all of these gays
The clothes and the bling bling un-ganster
All of these queers, yeah get all of these gays
My mommy is special in an inferior way
All of these queers, yeah get all of these gays
Good Charlotte is not gay so we can say ha
All of these queers, yeah get all of these gays
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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Disgusting - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Take it away Chucky, very offending
Stacy - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
why would you say things like that knowing that you aren't a perfect person either i mean you can't say you haven't thought of things like that and theres now reason that you have to hate people cause of what they chosse to do and well people like you make me sick
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Anny - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This is not funny. People's lifestyles are their own business, and they have the right to live the way they want to without being ridiculed or made to feel ashamed. The whole thing is offensive, and terms are thrown around loosely. What are you, some sort of homophobic? I hope Chucky takes this parody down. I agree with Stacy and Disgusting. You're allowed to have your opinion, but for crying out loud, this is hateful. People like you who can't accept people's differentiating lifestyles make me really sick. I'm not going to vote on this parody.

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