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Song Parodies -> "The Old & The Motionless"

Original Song Title:

"The Young & The Hopeless"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"The Old & The Motionless"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Hard years living and bones are shaking
I don't know if I'll be ninety
And I know I'm old and creepy
Take nap often when I'm sleepy
I'll take a cane, and dentures
You think it stinks being elder?
Well guess what, the old are noble
The elderly are the best ones

And if I make it past seventy
Will I live another decade
Am I just limping in place
And if I'm crippled and I'm old
Should I have geloton mold
Will it all just taste the same?

(Chorus)
Cause I'm old and I'm motionless
I'm noble and I know this
I'm jogging not too fast, well that's okay
I hope I don't start falling
My grandchildren are crawling
Its grandparents that are the best
Are the best

In my lifetime I've seen wars
In the army learning morse
When I speak about my past
It's not a legend, It's not a crack
These WW's are our history
Try to tell me 'bout Japan
But I'll tell you, we kicked their can
Then I'll take a nap

And if I make it past seventy
Will I live another decade
Am I just limping in place
And if I'm crippled and I'm old
Should I have geloton mold
Will it all just taste the same?

(Chorus)

It's the best, it's the best, yeah, it's the best

(Chorus)

It's the best (x 3)

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