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Song Parodies -> "Self Motivated Steralisation"

Original Song Title:

"The Motivation Proclomation"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Self Motivated Steralisation"

Parody Written by:

Sally and Megan

The Lyrics

ok, this is a little bit dirty, but it's about a guy in my (megan) homeroom. i have a picture of GC in my locker at school, and one day this kid Ryan walked up to it and licked, yes, licked Benji....it was gross. and then he started doing it almost everyday, and saying that he loves benji...it actually started to scare us, so Sal and i wrote this parody.
Benji's lazy, spends his crazy, days inside Ryan's head,
Ryan's so selfish, he's not the only, one who wants Benji in his bed
Ryan paid for more than a smile, now he's on trial, cos he was underage,
but Benji never said, that it would be, ok,
and Benji never said, that Ryan could touch him in that way
(yeah, yeah, yeah, UH YUK!)

Motivate me, i'm gonna get Ryan out of Benji's bed,
would ya help me? i'm gonna steralise Kid V's bed,
if Benji's pants go down would you get Ryan off the ground, their love child might be found.

it's unrealistic, narcissistic,
Ryan's girly and a perve,
he wears skimpy lingerie, to make Benji stay, but it doesn't work.
i don't wanna see what's in Ryan's mind,
i'm scared of what i might find,
i won't be able to sleep at night,
He knew Benji was so drunk that he was blowing chunks,
but he likes rich sexy punks,
Benji tried,
really hard to hide,
but Ryan had him tied,
and Benji never said, that it would be, ok,
and Benji never said, that Ryan could touch him in that way
(yeah, yeah, yeah, UH YUK!)

Interogate Ryan,
we need to get those thoughts out of his head,
stop it please, these mental pictures are gonna spread.
If Benji's pants go down, would you get Ryan off the ground, their love child might be found.

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