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Song Parodies -> "Rachel Messina"

Original Song Title:

"Riot Girl"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Rachel Messina"

Parody Written by:

Rachel Miser

The Lyrics

She's got sodas and fritos
She likes chewy bars, she likes twinkies and ding dongs.
She's got some good food
A hungry girl who needs to act a little cooler.

Messina, you wouldn't wanna meet her.
We hate you Rachel so you better run for cover.
She's got some good food.
But what the hell, it isn't really worth it.

Emergency, call 911!
We're pissed off at her for fun
Police, rescue, FBI
Before we kill her, before we kill her.

And everywhere we go she annoys me constantly
It's not okay
Cuz I know, I know, I know she won't stop anyway

Messina, wouldn't wanna meet her.
We hate you Rachel so you better run for cover.
She's got some good food.
But what the hell, it isn't really worth it.

Emergency, call 911
We're pissed off at her for fun
Police, rescue, FBI
Before we kill her, before we kill her.

Can't you see that all I really want is food?
Gotta know that all I really want is food!

Emergency! Call 911!
We're pissed off at her for fun!
Police, rescue, FBI!
Before we kill her, before we kill her.

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Overall Rating: 2.0

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BiGdUdE111 - April 13, 2003 - Report this comment
NOT LONG ENOUGH. YOU REPEATED THE SAME THING BASICALLY OVER AND OVER. ALSO YOU COULD PICK ANY GOOD CHARLOTTE SONG TO PARODY AND YOU PICK RIOT GIRL? WELL FORGET THAT I THOUGHT IT WAS OK IT JUST WAS BASICALLY THE SAME THING LIKE THE SONG. RIOT GIRL IS LIKE THAT TOO SO IT ISNT YOUR FAULT.

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