-> "Mold's On"
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These roooolls... These roooolls are gross
So I'll grooooan, I'll grooooan as their thrown
Into the trash, Must eat them quickly
Or I'll pull out my hair
Green as the lawn and it gives me issues
One taste and Crest I'll snare
Since my groceries have decayed from disuuuuse
That's why I'm mad, My nose stings from it's gooooooooo
Moooold's on... Wrecks my meals while on my dough!
Mooooold's on... This hard cheddar and it blows!
I'm craaaazed... Afraaaaid food won't last long
And it biiiites... My fruit's all been maaaauled
My pears aren't pure, I'm frustrated more
When my croissants are deformed
What's the cure to stop this torture?!
Seems I'm haunted by these spores
This fungus breeds in mere days and I'm screeeeeewed
My cheese goes bad with green rings and I'll brooooooood
Mooooold's on... This spread made for my nachoes
Mooooold's on... I've grown bitter when I've moaned
Can't start cooking must see my grocer
Stomach's lurching, Blamed the okra
(Stuffed inside my fridge draaaaaaaawer...)
(Opened it and I'll rooooooar...)
(To-ma-toes are now oozing and stiiiiink...)
(Fills me with hatred moooooore...)
Moooooold's on... Always squeal because I'm slow
Mooooold's on... I should prepare what's at home
I'm back shopping as food gets older
Still not learning: Full disclosure
Mooooold's on... Apple peels are dark as Coke
Mooooold's on... These green peppers made me choke
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