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Song Parodies -> "Mold's On"

Original Song Title:

"Hold On"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Mold's On"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Isn't mold just the worst?!
These roooolls... These roooolls are gross
So I'll grooooan, I'll grooooan as their thrown
Into the trash, Must eat them quickly
Or I'll pull out my hair
Green as the lawn and it gives me issues
One taste and Crest I'll snare

Since my groceries have decayed from disuuuuse
That's why I'm mad, My nose stings from it's gooooooooo

Moooold's on... Wrecks my meals while on my dough!
Mooooold's on... This hard cheddar and it blows!

I'm craaaazed... Afraaaaid food won't last long
And it biiiites... My fruit's all been maaaauled
Mold's on
My pears aren't pure, I'm frustrated more
When my croissants are deformed
What's the cure to stop this torture?!
Seems I'm haunted by these spores

This fungus breeds in mere days and I'm screeeeeewed
My cheese goes bad with green rings and I'll brooooooood

Mooooold's on... This spread made for my nachoes
Mooooold's on... I've grown bitter when I've moaned
Can't start cooking must see my grocer
Stomach's lurching, Blamed the okra
Moooold's on...

(Stuffed inside my fridge draaaaaaaawer...)
(Opened it and I'll rooooooar...)
(To-ma-toes are now oozing and stiiiiink...)
(Rotten bread)
(Fills me with hatred moooooore...)

Moooooold's on... Always squeal because I'm slow
Mooooold's on... I should prepare what's at home
I'm back shopping as food gets older
Still not learning: Full disclosure

Mooooold's on... Apple peels are dark as Coke
Mooooold's on... These green peppers made me choke
Mooooooooooold's on...

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Rob Arndt - February 07, 2017 - Report this comment
A moldy from an oldie? 555!

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