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Song Parodies -> "Holder"

Original Song Title:

"Hold On"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Satire Sam

The Lyrics

His world, his world is bold
Sometimes, but it ain’t always so
At other times he’s passive only
He wouldn’t take a dare
He is one passive-aggressive dude
Tapping those on Fox air

But the guy can be a real pussy too
You just never know what he’s gonna do

Whimper like a little girl, then blow
Up and fast after the AP go

Some days he comes off like he’s strong
Others it seems he’s got no balls
It’s hard to know what he stands for
Cut he’s schizoid and lies galore
Yeah hard to know what he stands for

So you never know what’s he’s gonna do
When he’s done whatever, he’ll bullshit you

Holder, he went after Fox you know
Approved the taps, they were good to go
Fast and Furious, what a bozo!
Where’d the guns go, and the ammo

Didn’t too well keep score
Of guns lost by the score
How’d this dolt get to be the AG?!
Off his head
Barack who chose this dork

Holder went after AP you know
Approved the taps, they were good to go
Flaccid, spurious, what a bozo!
Up and down just like a yo-yo
Holder, illegal taps are no-no
Holder, the decision made solo

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