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Song Parodies -> "Cartoon Called "Itchy And Scratchy""

Original Song Title:

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Cartoon Called "Itchy And Scratchy""

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Number 3 of my 10 songs of Simpsons
Watch this cartoon on TV
A killer mouse and a kitty
Whose torment brings our hilarity

Whether chopped to skin and bones
From helicopters thrown
Or grinded up… And cooked in chili

While Itchy’s on a killing streak
Scratchy always meets defeat
He wakes up to find beehives

But they’re best friends off of the tube
With Krusty they’re chugging the booze
Violent till the curtain call…
Scratchy’s mauled… (Mauled…)

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”
The mice are attacking
With swords they’re hacking
Cruelty might seem so rotten
Chief Wiggum’s laughing
Crime is forgotten

It seems that in every episode Itchy’s causing strife
Cause there goes sailing 55 sharp knives
Gives Scratchy a huge gash right through his stomach
And they will do it everyday just to make you laugh
With a chainsaw the mouse will cut him right in half
You will see his liver, pancreas and both kidneys

This show makes Ned Flanders shriek
Calls the Reverend twice a week
“It’s such a shock! I almost died!”

Our children’s minds have turned to goo
And they’ll crack up watching abuse
When Scratchy’s trampled under bulls
Charging bulls…

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”
Bombs look foreboding
That cat’s exploding
When Itchy knocks out his barber
Scratchy’s soon headless
Pain he won’t harbor

(Harbor… Ha-Ha… Ha-Ha…)
(Mauled… Maul-maul-maul-mauled!)

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”
Jam packed with violence
Screams replace silence
More vicious than Michael Myers
Watch out for the wires!
You’re caught on fire!

Cartoon called “Itchy And Scratchy”
Come buy our films, books, hats and more (Right now you suckers!)

Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”!!!
Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”!!!
Cartoon called “Itchy and Scratchy”!!!

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Mark Scotti - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great song to do this to, Matthias. Love Itchy & Scratchy. 5 bombs, 5 beheadings, and 5 disembowelings...
Andria - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Congratulations on another Simpsons parody! I wish that "Itchy & Scratchy" was a full feature and not just part of the main show, but I'll just have to settle for seeing kitty and mousie duke it out to the death during "The Simpsons". Here are some more (well-deserved) 5s.
Christie Marie M - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Somehow I used to relate Itchy & Scratchy with Mortal Kombat due to limbs being cut off and all the bloody gore action. They're one of my fave cartoon bits from The Simpsons. Anyways,(singing) "here's 5's, here's 5's, here's 5's, here's 5's, here's 5's, 555, 555" (on this awesome, hilarious parody).
Leo Keough - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job of capturing the essence of the Itchy & Scratchy cartoons - 555!!!...My favorite episode of the Simpsons was the one where Bart found a whole wall full of megaphones and lined them up serially to produce the loudest sound conceivable - the best example of cartoon physics I've ever witnessed...If you haven't already, why don't you try to depict this in your next Simpsons parody.
2Eagle - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Yarrrgggh I hate those cartoons. I liked the episode where Marge went on a campaign to get the powers that be to stop airing them. That Mexican who dresses like a bee is really funny. I don't know why, but it just is.
Andy Primus - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS but I love I & S so it was an enjoyable read

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