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Song Parodies -> "Border Patrol"

Original Song Title:

"The Anthem"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Border Patrol"

Parody Written by:

Incompetentia

The Lyrics

This song is completely sarcastic. Any attempt to try to denigrate me because of literal translation of lyrics of this song is not whatsoever my fault. I am very much in favor of immigration reform, and I wish at the very least that Congress would pick a side on this issue - so I decided to write a radically conservative song in the hopes that it would turn people toward the reform that is truly needed...although I'm afraid somebody like Lou Dobbs will use this song to their advantage...
Yeah!...here we go.

It's a new day, but it all feels old
The Hispanics, they're all so freaking bold
Do they really think they are smarter than us?
At the border, it felt more to me
Like a stampede, they all kept coming, see
My time spent there, it only made me see

That I don't ever want to be like you
I don't want to do the things you do
I don't understand the words you say
'Cause I don't ever want to
I don't ever want to be
You
Don't want to be just like you
What I'm saying is this is the sWAT team
Put all your hands up
You
Don't make me shoot you

Go to college, a university
Get a real job, that's how you make money
But you still try to cross and cross again
I'm going to get you, and just push you back
We don't need you, so no need to unpack
You're such a major threat to our economy

Do you really want to be part of that trend
Do you really want to be deported again
Do you want to be part of that crowd
'Cause I don't ever want to
I don't ever want to be
You
Don't want to be just like you
All I'm saying is
This is the SWAT team
Throw all your hands up
You
Don't make me shoot you

Get caught once, that's fine
Get caught twice, you're arrested
Get caught three times
You're going to be imprisoned again

You
Don't want to be just like you
What I'm saying is
This is the SWAT team
Throw all your hands up
Levante sus manos, no se mueva
You
Don't want to be just like you (Just like you)
Stop translating our anthem, put all your hands up
Estamos policia, levante sus manos
Another deportation (whoa)
Another deportation (whoa)
Another deportation (whoa)
Another deportation

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