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It's all the rage: the Net dating scene

All of them are so laid back
Smart, funny life's on track
Honest, polite...but that's just not...me

With boobs and G-strings I'm obsessed
Imagining you undressed
I'm a one track-minded guy

My picture's hot but soon you'll frown
Since then I've gained three hundred pounds
Get your number then have the gall
To not call
Awwwwww...

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Friends say that I'm heinous
Pain in the anus
Hope my ex won't be a problem
Still hung up on her
How bout a threesome?

Well did you know that I play games, I'm mean to my mom
Hit on your sister cause I think she's the bomb
If I meet your fam I'll do my best to love them

And I'm closed-minded, dishonest, I've been called insincere
Hate culture but I love sports, "Hope you brought me beer"
I haven't had a job in over twenty weeks

I don't like travel, hate the beach
On your money I will leech
I not be educated

Said I'm 6'4" but I'm 4'6"
I'm rude to waiters just for kicks
I stick my foot out and they fall
And we brawl

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
I'm not on the A-list
But I'm in-famous
I don't cook...not into cleaning
No conversations
With deeper meanings

Awwwwwwww...

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Chicks say I'm outrageous
Think I'm contagious
I won't go to fancy diners
I'll take you to McDonalds
But nothing finer

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Don't do romance, respect or love
Cause I'm a lame ass

Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus