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Song Parodies -> "Profile: Macho Ignoramous"

Original Song Title:

"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Profile: Macho Ignoramous"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Wanna guy who's squeaky clean?
Try out Match or eHarmony
It's all the rage: the Net dating scene

All of them are so laid back
Smart, funny life's on track
Honest, polite...but that's just not...me

With boobs and G-strings I'm obsessed
Imagining you undressed
I'm a one track-minded guy

My picture's hot but soon you'll frown
Since then I've gained three hundred pounds
Get your number then have the gall
To not call
Awwwwww...

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Friends say that I'm heinous
Pain in the anus
Hope my ex won't be a problem
Still hung up on her
How bout a threesome?

Well did you know that I play games, I'm mean to my mom
Hit on your sister cause I think she's the bomb
If I meet your fam I'll do my best to love them

And I'm closed-minded, dishonest, I've been called insincere
Hate culture but I love sports, "Hope you brought me beer"
I haven't had a job in over twenty weeks

I don't like travel, hate the beach
On your money I will leech
I not be educated

Said I'm 6'4" but I'm 4'6"
I'm rude to waiters just for kicks
I stick my foot out and they fall
And we brawl

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
I'm not on the A-list
But I'm in-famous
I don't cook...not into cleaning
No conversations
With deeper meanings

Awwwwwwww...

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Chicks say I'm outrageous
Think I'm contagious
I won't go to fancy diners
I'll take you to McDonalds
But nothing finer

Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Don't do romance, respect or love
Cause I'm a lame ass

Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus

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Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS... and I hate that Drew Barrymore dated their frontman... but if I did KTOS, I probably would've written "Macho Ignoramus" about somebody else. Well, of course I mean Omar Minaya.
alvin - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
great rhyming and title switch
Invisible Boy - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny Jeff. Does this mean you don't like cuddling and walks on the beach ? (oh yeah...you said you hate the beach )
UnKnownVO - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Jeffry, . . . I see that you've lost your 'apron' ?? bummer. . . .
AFW - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, and very well done
Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Rest assured, the apron is always within reach :) Thank you Michael, Alvin, IB, UnKnownVO, and AFW!
Red Ant - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
"I not be educated" lol. Funny parody, Jeff.
Mark Scotti - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) You are a genius, Jeff(Hey, is that in your profile?)LOL
Abbott Skelding - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Great work! Never would have thought of this title switch, and nice job ryhming the title with "lame ass". 555 more profile views for you!
Bilbopooh - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha! What a keeper! Fun song and nicely done!
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
You already know I think very highly of this one. . .its crazy, its unique, its modern. . .its Jeff!
Agrimorfee - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Very funny...although nowadays being jobless for 20 weeks is pretty common!
bobpiecheese - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) I hope that one day this kind of person won't be so common on the interwebs that there'll be a 'Report Douchebag" next to the "Report Spam" button. That said, awesome parody Jeff, 555!
Andria - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC O & P) Echoing B.A. Dave... 5s FTW.
DJ Blaze - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
WHOA. That's why I don't do dating sites. TOTAL EPIC UBER LULZ. 555
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) Like DJ, I also don't go to dating sites, although I'm tempted to do so. Great job on a tough OS.

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