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Song Parodies -> "Blood in a River"

Original Song Title:

"The River"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"Blood in a River"

Parody Written by:

Robot Rebel Ranch

The Lyrics

As I stay awake through another sleepless night
The thoughts in these memories say this just is notright
I’ve given up, but I not it’s late.
I’m going now as I slowly turn insane

They said that I had lost my mind
But I’m still preaching “It’s all a pack of lies”


Blood flows a in a river
They see a knife in my hands
And they claim that I’m a killer
Innocent of the murder
I swear I’d never hurt her
Why hell would I harm the one love
Does that make sense to you now!
Blood flows in a river
I didn’t kill her
Didn’t kill her

I this small town
You better your place
And know wrong from right
And that it’s just sinful to a innocent life
So here I am begging the judge
Please just let me go
But he bangs the gavel down
For life without parole

They claimed that I had took her life
But I keep saying I never crossed that line

Blood flows a in a river
They see a knife in my hands
And they claim that I’m a killer
Innocent of the murder
I swear I’d never hurt her
Why hell would I harm the one love
Does that make sense to you now!
Blood flows in a river
I didn’t kill her
Didn’t kill her

Blood flows in a river
I’m all alone

Blood flows in a river
I’m all alone
I swear I didn’t kill her

I’m all alone
I’m all alone
Blood flows in a river
I’m all alone
I swear I didn’t kill her

Blood flows in a river
I’m all alone
I swear I didn’t kill her

Blood flows in a river
I’m all alone
I swear I didn’t kill her

Innocent of the murder
I swear I’d never hurt her



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