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Song Parodies -> "I Just Wanna Shave"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Wanna Live"

Original Performer:

Good Charlotte

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Wanna Shave"

Parody Written by:

Weird Alex

The Lyrics

I need an electric razor in my house
So I know that people won't be that creped out
They say my hair's freaking them out (please shave!!)
I get more back hair everywhere that I go
All of that armpit hair is giving me big B.O.
They're paranoid when they see me come around
My hair's so fuzzy and brown
And it could make a hair town

I just wanna shave
Don't really care what all my hair has to say
Kids run and scream just when I ask them to play
I just wanna shave
Just wanna shave x6

I bought a nice coat when I was going to court
My wife just filed for a divorce
She said hair got all over the home
Now it's me and my hair here all alone
Talking on the phone got an interview with the Rolling Stone
They're saying "Now you smell and now you're hairy, you can't even get a date with Drew Carey. Hair piles are left all over town when you sit, aren't you ashamed? Oh we hope, oh we hope, we hope you start shaving."

I just wanna shave
"Cause they all say that I look just like a bear
Oh please Lord let me lose all my hair
I just wanna shave

Stop your messing around boy
You better shave for your future
Please shave over a can boy
Or just feed it to some vultures
Shake the hair off all your clothes
After you shave and put them on
Your hair again would grow and grow
We've already seen too much so go shave go, go
I finally shaved so everyone is happy
Now I'll do it you see all over again next week

I just wanna shave
Don't really care what all my hair has to say
Kids run and scream just when I ask them to play
Just wanna shave x3
I just wanna shave
Just wanna shave x3
I just wanna shave
Just wanna shave x3
"Cause they all say that I look just like a bear
Just wanna shave x3
Oh please Lord let me lose all my hair
I just wanna shave

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