You and I at the party store shop
Buy a ton of balloons with some money we got
Blow them up, size might make you cry
I told them all "YOU MUST DIE!*"

Armed with not much, just some sharp pins
Flash the message "Balloons, we'll win!"
Latex pieces 'bout knee-high
99 red balloons must die!!

99 dead balloons
Laying on my bedroom floor
Popping time, it's red alert
There's something here from party store!

It's inexpensive and quite fun
Balloon army, we have won!
Now Shiroi Bob** is 'bout to cry
Cause 99 red balloons have died!

27 red balloons
And there's 13 blue ones, too!
Don't worry, worry, super-scurry
Bring out the pins now in a hurry!

Here's the one you've waited for
I have declared bursting war!
Now Goldfinger are jamming, why?
Cause 99 dead balloons have died!

99 ways we can pop them,
Blow-pops, sit-pops, pins and more!
Now we're popping like Alissa***
Everyone's a TaraBush****

With orders to deflate, destroy
To pop these inflatable toys
Cleaning them up makes me cry
Cause 99 red balloons have died!

99 red balloons have died!

When the party's over now
You know we'll burst every balloon
It's all over and I'm standing right here
You know this song's really quite weird

If I could find a souvenir
Just to know we popped them all
Here it is, a dead balloon
I hang it up right on the wall...