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Song Parodies -> "Dopeman"

Original Song Title:

"Spokesman"

Original Performer:

Goldfinger

Parody Song Title:

"Dopeman"

Parody Written by:

Freedom Rock

The Lyrics

This is an anti-drug parody that fits the pacing of the original song just about perfectly. And on the line that contains the word "ethnicity", I used that word because I needed a word to replace "Felicity", for those of you wondering. Now read this and vote highly!
What happened to being clean?
Did it go away again?
Just like some worn out trend?
Will I still be anti-smoking?
What happened to honesty?
I don't see it on the Top Ten
I only see it in what has been
Cause I still live without choking

Am I alone?

Don't want no pot
I don't want no coke
I don't wanna go and get high
Don't wanna be a dopeman
I don't want drug tests
I just wanna choke
Those god damn smokers of the bong
Don't wanna be a dopeman

What happened to sobriety?
I don't see it on MTV
All I see is this blasphemy
And I'll never be a smoker
What happened to you and me?
Got screwed by security?
And what the f*ck is ethnicity?
Cause I got problems of my own

Am I alone?

Don't want no pot
I don't want no coke
I don't wanna go and get high
Don't wanna be a dopeman
I don't want drug tests
I just wanna choke
Those god damn smokers of the bong
Don't wanna be a dopeman

Don't want no pot
I don't want no coke
I don't wanna go and get high
Don't wanna be a dopeman
I don't want drug tests
I just wanna choke
Those god damn smokers of the bong
Don't wanna be a dopeman

Don't want no pot
I don't want no coke
I don't wanna go and get high
Don't wanna be a dopeman
I don't want drug tests
I just wanna choke
Those god damn smokers of the bong
Don't wanna be a dopeman

Don't want no pot
I don't want no coke
I don't wanna go and get high
Don't wanna be a dopeman

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.5

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 1
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 0
 0
 

User Comments

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Freedom Rock - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I know some might not find this song so hilarious, but it did NOT deserve a 1 in pacing. Whoever said it did either A. Put "1" there just because they didn't like what the song said (that's why they have CATEGORIES on this site), or B. Was doing some of those drugs themselves. Could have been both. And I know I'm late with this idea, but now I think the title should have been "Dopehead"-it fits very well.

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