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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Football"

Original Song Title:

"I F***ing Hate You"

Original Performer:

Godsmack

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Football"

Parody Written by:

Mewtwo

The Lyrics

I hate Napoleon Harris. I hate Ben Roethlisberger. I hate Deion Sanders. I hate Deion Branch. I hate Lito Sheppard. I hate David Carr. I hate Braylon Edwards. I hate Shawne Merriman. I hate Nnamdi Asomugha. I hate Troy Polamalu. I hate Patrick Ramsey. I hate Rock Cartwright. I hate Kenechi Udeze. I hate Antonio Bryant.
For everything you do
I’d like to swallow you
And everyday I’m gonna blame you
Even if you justify
Every f***ing bulls*** lie
It only makes me want to break you
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
When you repeated me
Take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows your fate
You’re everything I f***ing hate
And I’m everything that you could never be
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
(Football) (3x)
You pull me down
I'll crucify Deion Branch
He makes me insane
It’s broken now
I hate Patrick Ramsey
And I hate Wendell Bryant
Because I hate football
You’re such a liar
And I love to hate you
And I hate Ed Reed too
And I hate football
Ben Roethlisberger
And I love to hate you
You’re all the same to me
Football (football)
Football (football)
Football (football)
Football (football)
Ben Roethlisberger, you've been traded to the Ravens.

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ya boy - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
what can i say it sucks
JP - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm sorry, but this was just god awful. 1's.
Ben Roethlisberger - July 07, 2007 - Report this comment
WHAT?! I've been traded to Baltimore?!
Max Power - March 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael Strahan hates you.
Liam - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
You left out BRETT FAVRE! It's okay, I'll do it for you: "I hate Brett Favre". There. AND John Madden.

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