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Song Parodies -> "(Part 1 of 3) Parodies of Gob - Tentative Title"

Original Song Title:

"(Album) Foot In Mouth Disease"

Original Performer:

Gob

Parody Song Title:

"(Part 1 of 3) Parodies of Gob - Tentative Title"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

This is the first of three shipments of an album entirely made up of Gob that I'm doing.
1-Girlfriend: This is what happens when you get a crush on someone you just met in a three-town school. Oh yeah: The parts in parentheses are just little comments.

I'm a loner living in an empty house
And my life just gets worse and it never stops
Six more years in this place
Bad until I talked with you
My life was nothing until we got to talk
For once in my life, well, the sun came up
Now all that I do is go fishing in my mind for you (I can't fish)
I wanna get to talk to you every night
Just tell me all your problems, I'll make them right
I finally got the chance just to let you know, let you know
You think you're secretive but you're really not
I can see right through you, you see through me
No I'd never need IM if you live next door to me (not like I have it)
If it feels good to me then people say it sucks
You're a soft head and I'm only a motor mouth
But I don't open my mouth unless it means something to me
I wanna get to talk to you every night
Just tell me all your problems, I'll make them right
I finally got the chance just to let you know, let you know
I want both of us to feel something every night
Just tell me all your problems, I'll make them right
I finally got the chance just to let you know, let you know
Hope that you won't be f*_ked up now you know
Hope that you won't be f*_ked up now you know
Hope that you won't be f*_ked up now you know
Hope that you won't be f*_ked up now you know
I wanna get to talk to you every night
Just tell me all your problems, I'll make them right
I finally got the chance just to let you know, let you know
I want both of us to feel something every night
Just tell me all your problems, I'll make them right
I finally got the chance just to let you know, let you know
I want both of us to feel (every night)
I want both of us to feel (every night)
I want both of us to feel

2-Familiar: No comment.

Life is the worst, it's the first time it ever goes sour
things fall apart too soon
Because you're let down
But if you're scarred you never go back
I've been loved only once,
Never reconnect with me
You're not the person I want to see, no-woah
It's nothing I won't get out alive
Because it's familiar to me, whoa-oh.
Well it's a whirlwind, so hold on
Everybody falls down, even if they ain't dizzy
Then the s*_t returns, and you think that, it's nothing I can't
wash my hands of anyhow.
Never reconnect with me
You're not the person I want to see, no-woah
It's nothing I won't get out alive
Because it's familiar to me, whoa-oh.
When there's a problem, you can see it, the scar will be there
Can't fool yourself
Just don't regret it, forget it, the s*_t will come back
i'll never turn back no.
Never reconnect with me
You're not the person I want to see, no-woah
It's nothing I won't get out alive
Because it's familiar to me, whoa-oh.
Never reconnect with me
You're not the person I want to see, no-woah
It's nothing I won't get out alive
Because it's familiar to me, whoa-oh.

3-Oh! Ellie: This is the exact opposite of what I'm thinking. Though it would be nice to have her for a girlfriend because she's stupid enough to do anything, it's just too embarrassing.

Oh, Ellie!
Oh, Ellie!

Oh, Ellie!, wut can I do?
The only thing on my mind is you
Oh, Ellie!, wut can I do?
There's no girl aside from you

I hate to say I'm starting again
to try
to get you back on my mind
I must admit
There were some problems
Oh, Ellie
Before you left from my side
It's not like I can't
land on my own two feet and
keep my @*_ off the ground
But now you're gone
The second girl that I've blown, yeah
it sux without you around
it sux when you're not around

CHORUS
Oh, Ellie!, wut can I do?
The only thing on my mind is you
Oh, Ellie!, nothing to lose
There's no girl aside from you
oh!
oh!
oh!
oh!
oh!
oooh!

I know everything
But I couldn't care a lot less
Half the whole f*_kingtime
I always knew
that all is not well
Oh, Ellie!
Before you left me behind
I care no more
Life's nothing but hell
its stupid
to even try to pretend
'cause you play your games and I'm starting to just panic
I'm scared to lose you again
I'm scared I'll lose you again

CHORUS

4: Shut Up And Leave Me Alone: The demands of these women! Sheesh. Today a girl told me she'd go out with me if I gave her my hat. It's a hat for the Finnish National Hockey Team, but it happens to be lucky. I said I'd think about it. I'm going to go out and buy another one, and hope she won't notice.

What do you want now
You're not satisfied that I made my confessions,
I'm moving on and you're just dwelling on it.
And the system's down
So there's no example to follow,
The problems that you cause are f*_king up all this s*_t.
If it helps to ease your mind
I'm not taking you out tonight.
don't you think I need some time?
Nothing's gonna happen tonight.
There's nothing to know,
I just need a little time to myself,
But you're by the phone, still waiting for the call
When I'm with you
My train of thought is shattered into pieces
Well it rains, it pours but it doesn't make any sense.
If it helps to ease your mind
I'm not taking you out tonight.
don't you think I need some time?
Nothing's gonna happen tonight.
Nothing ever seems to fit
You're just pulling your bulls*_t
You wanna stand out from the rest
You've always thought you were the best
Life's bringing me down
Can't you understand that I'm still broken?
I'm leaving you, all you do is dwell on the little s*_t
If it helps to ease your mind
I'm not taking you out tonight.
don't you think I need some time?
Nothing's gonna happen tonight.
If it helps to ease your mind
I'm not taking you out tonight.
don't you think I need some time?
Nothing's gonna happen tonight.


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