I remember when,
I remember, I remember when some guy,
Asked me to come and bounce his place,
To make a long story short I’ll say I did go,
My way or the highway,
And I remember out there,
Out there, out there in the dirt,
I got stabbed, but luckily pain don’t hurt,
And so I ripped out his throat,

Does that make me Swayze?
Movies’ Patrick Swayze?
At a road house so hazy,
I don’t know,

The next day I was having the time of my life,
Dancing nice,
When a girl walked into my life,
Come on now,
Who is she, who is she, who is she up in my dancing hall?
Ha ha ha, Baby’s her call,
Don’t put your heel down,

Well,
I think I’m Swayze,
Think I’m Patrick Swayze,
Dirty dancing all day, see?
Just don’t know,

My friends and I dressed up like the ex-presidents,
And all I remember is thinkin’,
I wish I was surfin’,
But then I found out Keanu’s,
I found out Keanu’s really a cop,
But I was in no condition for the fun to stop,
But something occurred to me,

Just maybe I’m Swayze,
Patrick Wayne Swayze,
Skydiving seems crazy,
What to do?