I remember when
I remember, I remember when I did unwind
Was to the utmost extent, eyebrows did raise.
Everyone's notions were precise though
I'm a disgrace

Uhhhh Huhh

Devour one more éclair
I'm aware
I don't work out as much
I'm told there are no laws that forbid dandruff
Standing up is tough

Unghhhh

Do you think I'm lazy? (x3)
Doubtlessly

I've been lethargic since last spring, since I divorced my wife.
She paid the price.
Made me change the sheets twice.

Ewwww

Slack right now.
I'll make do, I'll make do, I'll make do, I'll make do, have so far.
No, no, no.
Don't condole.
Have no ardor for self-control.
Hell

I know I'm lazy (x3)
Certainly

Well, I've fallen apart, used to be so proper and prim.
But that's all just a blur. Me off my ass? The outlook's grim.

Noo wayyyy

Well now don't you belittle,
Now don't you belittle, just cause I weigh a ton.
I take offense to what I've become.
My sluggishness has just begun.

But you think I'm lazy
I know I'm lazy
I know I'm lazy
Precisely.