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Song Parodies -> "Beans!"

Original Song Title:

"Once Again"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Girl Talk

Parody Song Title:

"Beans!"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Girl Talk is a renowned mashup DJ. This song incorporates the following tracks: "Once Again" – 2:40 0:00 Ciara featuring Petey Pablo - "Goodies" 0:00 'NSYNC - "Pop" 0:09 Boston - "Foreplay/Long Time" 0:10 Ludacris featuring Bobby Valentino - "Pimpin' All Over the World" 0:32 Fabolous - "Breathe" 1:16 Ying Yang Twins - "Wait (The Whisper Song)" 1:21 The Verve - "Bittersweet Symphony" 1:44 Outkast - "Intro" from Speakerboxxx 1:47 M.I.A. - "Pull Up the People" 1:48 Webbie - "Give Me That" 1:57 Oasis - "Wonderwall" 1:57 Slim Thug - "I Ain't Heard of That" 2:06 Arrested Development - "Tennessee" 2:08 Webbie - "Give Me That" 2:08 Young Jeezy featuring Mannie Fresh - "And Then What" 2:19 Genesis - "Follow You, Follow Me" 2:19 Boredoms - "Acid Police" 2:22 Positive K - "I Got a Man" 2:30 The Five Stairsteps - "O-o-h Child" 2:38 Eminem - "Ass Like That" The video can be viewed at Youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYr-e4USpQI
Hey y'all, how's it goin'?
Been in the kitchen, I'm so busily cookin'
I'm gonna cook a platter of a dish that brought me fame
Mr. Bush and Mr. Heinz hang their heads down in shame

Heyyy
See I wear the Bean King Crown, yah ya dope
Every summertime I cook nearly 50 pounds
So when you get a certain craving for the musical fruit
Come on, look me up, and the more you eat you'll toot
Hey

BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

Mmm!
My heartbeat goes into skips
When I start anticipatin' to bring a spoonful to my lips
I hope they don't burn and that the sauce don't make a splash
Try these Boston-basked beauties, you'll has such a blast!

Heyyy
I wouldn't trade up on the way that I cook it
No, I so swear, for my style is a secret
But there is brown sugar, and mustard and cloves
For the rest you should consult the Food Network pros

BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

(yum yum yum yum yum yum yum...)

(whisper:) Here's the spoon, you wanna lick?
Here's the spoon, wanna lick?
So rich, and it's got such a kick
Gonna heat a platter up, gonna fill my tummy up
Gonna heat a platter up, gonna fill my tummy up...

(Gonna cook right, gonna cook right...)

The right blend, so soft and sweet
With hot dogs a special treat
I ain't wearin' my heart on my sleeve
I'm a cooler cat
Here's what I propose
Try my beans A la Mode!

Boy, these are so tasty!

Who's cooking that?...

What is that? It's Pintos!!
You know that! Hell no!
What is that? It's Pintos!!
You know that! Hell no!

Oooohhh wild!
Can these ever get tastier?
Tooo mild?
Add some black pepper...or cayenne.
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. So sue me.

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Matthias - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Crazy-ass song you parodied here Agrimorfee, back your old roots I see. Great choice. With you on the site new and exciting songs are just one update away.
Invisible Boy - January 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Quite an undertaking here, Agri. I've heard of "Girl Talk", I think because I heard a story about him/them (?) on NPR.
I think, at this point in your parody writing, you take on projects mainly to challenge yourself. I applaud you for that.
Agrimorfee - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
OS video now at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7DE8svB3M
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Never expected to see a Girl Talk parody, so kudos for that. You missed some bits in the Whisper Song segment, but otherwise this was a great parody. 555 more beans!
Jeff Reuben - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
This song is good for the heart. The more I read the more I...
Max Power - April 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Tons of beans to be spilled.
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Very...umm...interesting OS choice, but you seemed to make it work! Nice job!
Blaydeman - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) You made a very strange OS fun for me, good work!

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