My garage was salvaged, my car needs some more lube
I've found my long lost library books, they were overdue
My refrigerator went leaking much
My upstairs bathrooms had fell way down and such

Eep! I'm broke!
I'm supposedly not to shop until I drop
But I did, and I have gone stupid
My rent's high, I felt uptight
Economy's deeper than hell and about to blow
Down in the dumps, I wonder... Eep! I'm broke!

Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
I need a higher-paying job, I'll do it pronto
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
Heaven won't be hell, I'll go with the flow
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
My bank account went wrong, it's not a joke
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!

Sugar, I know you're pregnant, for a second time
'Cause darling, cash is the word, my son's not feeling fine
My brother called, asked "Why don't you live with me?"
So I replied "I can't", but there'd be end of me

Eep! I'm broke!
Although I did have one child, now I went wild
Losing wills, my high child support bills
Must be paid, I'm afraid
In fact I'm supposed to be making quite enough dough
Down in the dumps, I wonder... Eep! I'm broke!

Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
Now I'm about to lose my home, get it back pronto
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
My debt's in trouble, the IRS showed
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
My funds insufficient, it's not a joke
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm b-b-b-b-b-broke!

Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
I need a higher-paying job, I'll do it pronto
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
Heaven won't be hell, I'll go with the flow
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!
My bank account went wrong, it's not a joke
Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke! Eep! I'm broke!