Song Parodies -> Whore Machine
| Original Song Title: | "Love Machine" |
| Original Performer: | Girls Aloud |
| Parody Song Title: | "Whore Machine" |
| Parody Written by: | Cait Sith |
Ladies, it's your night
So don't hold 'em too tight
If you play your cards right
You're ready for more
Now your pair is perfect
So go on and flaunt it
You know how to work it
Laid out on the floor
It feels great
Just working late
You'll be screaming at the ceiling
For a very high rate
Next night, week or two
They'll be paying twice as much for you
You leather-wrapped
Corset strapped
With only ten minutes each
You better hope they bite back
Let's go, time to roll
Out into the cold
I'll tie your hands
With my straps to the stands
In your van, one-on-one in the night
I make your dreams
Burst alive at the seams
Guaranteed you'll be feeling so high
I'm just a whore machine
With tits made of plasticine
Boosting my self-esteem
Yeah, right
I stuff my bra everyday
Using paper maché
Making the boys go yay
It's time!
We'll be going crazy you won't sleep
Sex is just a language that the universe can speak
I'm just getting started if you will
And you'll be breathing harder 'cos you're making me appeal
It feels great
Just working late
You'll be screaming at the ceiling
For a very high rate
Next night, week or two
They'll be paying twice as much for you
You leather-wrapped
Corset strapped
With only ten minutes each
You better hope they bite back
Let's go, time to roll
Out into the cold
I'll tie your hands
With my straps to the stands
In your van, one-on-one in the night
I make your dreams
Burst alive at the seams
Guaranteed you'll be feeling so high
I'm just a whore machine
With tits made of plasticine
Boosting my self-esteem
Yeah, right
I stuff my bra everyday
Using paper maché
Making the boys go yay
Again!
Hoes, it's just for you
Get laid by anybody, don't care who
Oh, this feeling's very strange
Get laid by anyone who plays the game
Oh, a little temptation
Oh, to bring about sedation
Oh, for any generation
Wow
Oh, and any other stranger
Oh, who wouldn't wanna change ya
Oh, to put your life in danger
So don't hold 'em too tight
If you play your cards right
You're ready for more
Now your pair is perfect
So go on and flaunt it
You know how to work it
Laid out on the floor
It feels great
Just working late
You'll be screaming at the ceiling
For a very high rate
Next night, week or two
They'll be paying twice as much for you
You leather-wrapped
Corset strapped
With only ten minutes each
You better hope they bite back
Let's go, time to roll
Out into the cold
I'll tie your hands
With my straps to the stands
In your van, one-on-one in the night
I make your dreams
Burst alive at the seams
Guaranteed you'll be feeling so high
I'm just a whore machine
With tits made of plasticine
Boosting my self-esteem
Yeah, right
I stuff my bra everyday
Using paper maché
Making the boys go yay
It's time!
We'll be going crazy you won't sleep
Sex is just a language that the universe can speak
I'm just getting started if you will
And you'll be breathing harder 'cos you're making me appeal
It feels great
Just working late
You'll be screaming at the ceiling
For a very high rate
Next night, week or two
They'll be paying twice as much for you
You leather-wrapped
Corset strapped
With only ten minutes each
You better hope they bite back
Let's go, time to roll
Out into the cold
I'll tie your hands
With my straps to the stands
In your van, one-on-one in the night
I make your dreams
Burst alive at the seams
Guaranteed you'll be feeling so high
I'm just a whore machine
With tits made of plasticine
Boosting my self-esteem
Yeah, right
I stuff my bra everyday
Using paper maché
Making the boys go yay
Again!
Hoes, it's just for you
Get laid by anybody, don't care who
Oh, this feeling's very strange
Get laid by anyone who plays the game
Oh, a little temptation
Oh, to bring about sedation
Oh, for any generation
Wow
Oh, and any other stranger
Oh, who wouldn't wanna change ya
Oh, to put your life in danger
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The song is pretty fast, but you did a pretty good job of keeping up. 4-4-4
itz funi n u can sing it to the original tune!!
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