oh Laurence bowyllen is not welcome here,
Handy Andy I truly fear
BBC one are almost here, to wreck my house , oh lord(uh uh um)

But I have a plan , don't ask me what
I'm gonna decorate this house like the Blue Peter tracy island in my loft
(chorus)
Get me get me get me some plastacine
I'm gonna paint this house
I'm gonna paint it green
But will you scream if youve seen my plaster ? (lost my plaster baby)

I just made some sock puppets oh the shame
Stole some rocks from the beach but it doesn't look the same
Why can't it look like it does on tv, oh god (uh uh um)

Accidently knocked down the walls to the loo
At least now I can poop and watch the tv too
(chorus)
Get me get me get me some plastacine
Im gonna paint this house
I'm gonna paint it green
But just scream if you see my plaster (lost my plaster baby)
Give me give me a cement mixer anyday
Beats using my washing machine anyway,
But I scream where on tracy island is my plaster baby ?(baby)

I really need my plaster
I gotta have my plaster
Gimme gimme my plaster
Screaming for my plaster, baby.