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Song Parodies -> "I Just Wanna Eat"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Be"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gavin DeGraw

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Wanna Eat"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

I don't need to eat anything other
Than a Big Mac and fries
I don't need to eat anything other
Than two fresh apple pies
I don't have to eat anything other
Than a double cheeseburger meal
Part of what I'm chompin'
Is knowin' what I'm chompin' on

I don't wanna eat anything other than
What I've been trying to eat lately
I don't care about sodium, cholesterol, or carbs
I'm tired of counting my calories
What I gotta do to eat everything healthy
I just wanna eat everything I can see

I'm surrounded by fries
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by this trans fat
Everywhere I turn
I'm surrounded by mighty kid meals
Everywhere I turn
Not the only one still eating
But I am someone who's not concerned

I don't wanna eat anything other than
What I've been trying to eat lately
I don't care about sodium, cholesterol, or carbs
I'm tired of counting my calories
What I gotta do to eat everything healthy
I just wanna eat everything I can see

Now will you supersize me, please
I don't mind getting fat
I'm gonna have to eat

A new soda fountain
A new value meal
I'll eat it all I don't care about my heart and liver
oh no, they can't take it

I don't wanna eat anything other than
What I've been trying to eat lately
I don't care about sodium, cholesterol, or carbs
I'm tired of counting my calories
What I gotta do to eat everything healthy
I just wanna eat everything I can see

I just wanna eat
I just wanna eat

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Timmy O'Toole - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
It's actually "I don't Want To be", not "wanna." Other than that, it's a good concept, and the whole thing's nicely constructed. 5,5,5, for you.
The Piano Minstrel - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
To be honest, I'm not sure which it is. I put "wanna" because the single I downloaded from iTunes is called "wanna," but I went back to search gavin's stuff on there, and he has two different versions on there each spelled a different way! *shrug* I guess it doesn't really matter. thanks for the great ratings! (especially since I didn't think this was one of my better ones)

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