-> "I Don't Want To Pee"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Want To Be"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Want To Pee"
The Lyrics
I don't need to pee anything other than the yellowish kind
I don't need to be nastily bothered by the cinnabar kind
I don't need to be nastily bothered by a bladder that seems to've dried
part of when I'm "going"
is knowing what is coming down
I don't wanna pee anything other
than water I try to unlade here
all I seem to do is blinking bleed
and I pee some wine
I'm tired of looking down the loo
wond'rin' why it is so blue
each time I'm supposed to pee
I don't wanna pee anything other than pee
I'm convinced I'm on fire
when I pass wa-TER
I'm confronted with a powder
when I pass wa-TER
I'm confronted with a very "oil crisis"
when I pass wa-TER
oh, I only wanna know this:
why it feels my drainage system burns?
I don't wanna pee anything other
than water I try to unlade here
all I seem to do is blinking bleed
and I pee some wine
I'm tired of looking down the loo
wond'rin' why it is so blue
each time I'm supposed to pee
I don't wanna pee anything other than pee
can I have medical attention, please?
see, I'm like pissed and mad each time I have to pee
I came from the toilet
a crisis occasion
urethra's a-blazin', passing kidney stones
and now it's hell within my body!!!
(music's broken down)
I don't wanna pee anything other
than water I try to unlade here
all I seem to do is blinking bleed
and I pee some wine
(music comes together again)
I'm tired of looking down the loo
wond'rin' why it is so blue
each time I'm supposed to pee
I don't wanna pee anything other than pee
I don't wanna pee anything other
than water I try to unlade here
all I seem to do is blinking bleed
and I pee some wine
I'm tired of looking down the loo
wond'rin' why it is so blue
each time I'm supposed to pee
I don't wanna pee anything other than pee
I don't wanna pee, hey yeah, hey yeah
I don't wanna pee, oh
I don't
wanna pee
I don't wanna pee anything
anything other than pee
hey yeah, yeah, yeah (I don't wanna pee)
hey yeah, yeah, yeah
hey yeah, yeah, yeah (I don't wanna pee)
hey yeah, yeah, yeah...
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