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Song Parodies -> "I Hate the Cubs"

Original Song Title:

"Thicker Than Blood"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate the Cubs"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

Currently attending Indiana University, and I'm pretty darn sick of all the fairweather Chicago Cubs fans, so just taking out my frustrations. If you're a TRUE Cubs fan, more power to you... but I still want the Marlins to win it :)
I was born in Indiana, raised in the deep south
That's how I came to love the Braves
We'd already won a title, back in ol' ninety-five
The Cubs hadn't won since nineteen and oh-eight
Oh, but this year the Cubs pulled it out
And my team's future lingers in doubt
They say Cubs, they don't have no haters...
Oh but damn, I sure hate the Cubs

Sure they've got good pitchers, Sosa hits em' deep
Their manager seems like a real good guy
But there's a number of people who like them because
They're convinced by all the media's fire
Oh, there just isn't a thing that I like 'bout them
I'd even rather have the Yankees win
They say Cubs, they don't have no haters...
Oh but damn, I sure hate the Cubs

Oh, if the Cubs, they ain't got no haters
Well, then what am I hating for?
I'm not keen on players
Who stuff their bat full of cork

I see em' on my TV and I want to throw up
Lord, it's one big conspiracy I swear
How in God's name they get so lucky, with bats in their hand
When even Bako goes on a hitting tear
Why can't the Marlins just close the door?
So I don't have to watch the Cubs no more
They say Cubs, they don't have no haters...
Oh but damn, I sure hate the Cubs

I was born in Indiana, raised in the deep south...
That's how I came to love the Braves...

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Michael Pacholek - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Indiana and Florida? The Danny-Jeb Axis? Yuck!
Jason - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
God Bless you! I hate the cubs too!! oh and the cubs fans who act like they've been with the cubs all along are worse than bamboo under the fingernails. I mean come on i hate their team and i know more about it than they do. They can't even pronounce "Moises" right.
CUBS SUCK!!!!!!! - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment
most pitiful team in history. f*** THE CUBS!!!! all cub fans are pathetic losers

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