25 seconds before official huntin' time
7 of us cram behind that tree of mine
waitin' to hear the ring of the official bell
preparin' our hooves to run like hell.
oh 4 hooves poundin', each of us tryin' to win
It's a D-double E-Double R U in?!
my does and my foes all runnin round
each tryin not to make too much sound
aint gotta lotta trees but we gotta hide
runnin like a turtle when it sees high tide
ooh we look like spaz's all drunk on gin
It's a D-double E-Double R U in?!
oh i can't stop wonderin if these me are jokin'
or if they've juss been "smokin'"
why would someone want a poor deer's head
hangin' above their bed?!?!
OOHHH
laughin and a braggin and a carryin on
we're all rejoicing cuz the hunters are gone
I guess they all just got really mad
cuz they realized they're bad
oh i'm just glad they didnt win
It was a D-double E-Double R U in?!