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Song Parodies -> "Why Ain't We Killed Him"

Original Song Title:

"Why Ain't I Running"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"Why Ain't We Killed Him"

Parody Written by:

Parody Dude

The Lyrics

Dubya said we'd kill bin Laden
And I recently heard that they stopped searchin'
Will we kiss his ass goodbye
Or will he just stay alive an' keep on hidin'
So are we gonna hit Somalia
Like we did Afghanistan
It's time that we did somethin'
to that f***ing Saudi man

(chorus)
Why ain't we killed him
Why ain't he gone
How does he keep hiding
For so long
We gotta win this fight
And show that were strong
It's just not right
That he's still movin' on
It's got me wonderin'
Why ain't we killed him
Why ain't he gone

All those sore losers from Al Quidah
Saying we'll never beat these people and the Taliban
Our allies are standing here beside us
Prayin' we will find Osama in the long run.
Yeah, Bush says we'll keep huntin' as 2002 goes on
So why have we had bad luck everywhere that our troops have gone?

(repeat chorus)

BRIDGE:
No, there's never been a mystery that's been this hard to solve,
But we've gotta kill Osama 'fore he tries to bomb us all.

(repeat chorus)

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