When Harry works, he'll do his best
Because he knows he's better than the rest
At making those sweeties from the Faraway Tree
That make you fly up and go high

Quirell's blowing up into the sky
(In the skyyyyyyy)
Because he had a small slice of
That pie
He'll never dream on
To watch new That's So Raven
Because he's flying up into the sky

Professor Q-Q-Quirrell has gone high!
(Up into the skyyyyyy)
Cos he ate some of those sweeties in his pie!
He'll never dream on
To be Eamon
Because he's gone h-h-high

What a sinner!
It is such a must
Marilyn Manson should believe in Jesus!
Because if he did, he wouldn't of
Put those sweeties in Quirrell's pie!

Professor Q-Q-Quirrell has gone high!
(Up into the skyyyyyy)
Cos he ate some of those sweeties in his pie!
He'll never dream on
To be Eamon
Because he's gone h-h-high

Oh no no!
Don't eat the dough
It's made of paper
See you later!

What a sinner!
It is such a must
Marilyn Manson should believe in Jesus!
Because if he did, he wouldn't of
Put those sweeties in Quirrell's pie!

Professor Q-Q-Quirrell has gone high!
(Up into the skyyyyyy)
Cos he ate some of those sweeties in his pie!
He'll never dream on
To be Eamon
Because he's gone h-h-high

Guess what, Quirrell's already gone!
(Already gonnne!)
So I'll stop writing this song
(Write this sooooong!!)
Because he's a wack
And won't get a bath
He's going to the very fluffy place
Full of candyfloss!
Full of candyfloss!