Song Parodies -> "(Fast Food) Really Makes Me Hurl"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up The Girl"

Original Performer:

"(Fast Food) Really Makes Me Hurl"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This song is a hypocritical lie. I like fast food just as much as the morbidly obese guy at the next table who can't leave his seat without five acne-ridden teenagers - or "staff" - hellping him up.

Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-ooo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-ooo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-ooo

In our modern culture
You've got, to be real careful
KFC could
Kill you with food
Burger King's, dangerous
McDonald's? Like suicide
Don't you risk it
Bite a biscuit

It goes in
And back out
Through the, same hole every time
This fast-food, oh it really makes me hurl
I could drag
On a cigar
Or get drunk, and I'd be fine
But fast-food, now that really makes me hurl

I, am afraid
That the meat, contains, a virus
To-morrow
Sal-monella
I'll chuck it in the gutter
I'd recommend it for you
Do the same
Will make, you better

It goes in
And back out
Through the same hole every time
This fast-food, oh it really makes me hurl
And they say
That they have changed
Now it's, coming up in chunks
Your fast-food, now that really makes me hurl

Got to get away because it's making me
Huh-hurl
Hurl

It goes in
And back out
Through the same hole every time
This fast-food, oh it really makes me hurl
I could drag
On a cigar
Or get drunk, and I'd be fine
But fast-food, now that really makes me hurl

Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-ooo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-ooo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo doo-ooo

Urp - blurgh

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